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Ganny McVagflaps Posted December 16, 2005 Share Posted December 16, 2005 Lennon and the egg and bendy spoon race BACK in the 1970s, John Lennon met some aliens. Those aliens gave him a little brass egg. He gave that little brass egg to Uri Geller, who has kept it ever since. In his living room. Come again? “I believe it,” says Geller, who has allowed the egg to go on show as part of a John Lennon shrine at the flagship Virgin Megastore in London. “John said he had been lying in bed, when a bright sphere of light appeared in one corner of his room. An alien hand came out of it, and gave him the egg. And he gave it to me. And he wasn’t even drunk. I asked.” Geller, born in Israel, has just been abroad. He hugged a Palestinian and shook hands with a Syrian ambassador. “Call it coincidence if you like,” he says, “but John loved peace.” The Times Online, December 09, 2005 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted December 16, 2005 Author Share Posted December 16, 2005 hardcore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lycaon Posted December 17, 2005 Share Posted December 17, 2005 "I'm working on a book- 'Zen and the Art of Being Right'." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MusicManiac Posted December 17, 2005 Share Posted December 17, 2005 ...shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reverend Jax Posted December 17, 2005 Share Posted December 17, 2005 2track must have been disappointed. The Brothers Grimmwas so terrible. I saw it cause I was with a chick and she didn't want to see The 40-year-old Virgin again (it would have been the 3rd time for me, second for her). She was convinced it would be good and I wouldn't hate it. She was so wrong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MetalHeart Posted December 17, 2005 Share Posted December 17, 2005 I come back crazier but feel much better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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The NZA Posted December 18, 2005 Author Share Posted December 18, 2005 good call, Arios. "'Here we go, here we go', but I'm not Domino, i got the funk flow to make ya drops drop slow..." - is the illest Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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MetalHeart Posted December 19, 2005 Share Posted December 19, 2005 Hmm I think I'm Bi-Polar or some shit. One minute I'm happy with the world, things are going great, and the next minute I want a bullet in my head. At first I thought it was normal, but now I'm not so sure. is it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ganny McVagflaps Posted December 19, 2005 Share Posted December 19, 2005 Fuck-cunt-cock-piss I didn't know Ennis did another Kev series...motherfucker...wish Fabry was on pencils again though. Oh hey MH If I ever get sad I just think of the Japanese Mariachi and all is better! See, working right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heartlessbitch Posted December 19, 2005 Share Posted December 19, 2005 i have slept a total of 9 hours since last thursday tonight is my first night of real sleep. I rule. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nknight Posted December 19, 2005 Share Posted December 19, 2005 i want warmth and sleep but theres someone in my bed... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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MusicManiac Posted December 19, 2005 Share Posted December 19, 2005 (edited) Well dey a hav some bwoy a gwaan like dem a gal short (Dem a get caught) Yuh bwoy a dem mind a nuh too sharp Yuh dun kno say right now, Blackshot and Sean-A-Paul a lef dem inna di dark (Dutty Yeah!) True to our ways jus gimme di light and pass di dro Dey gyals a likein pon our flow Hear what I say now rudebwoy Di girls nuh waan nuh friars nuh connivers Watch out let me talk to har den [Chorus] Girl it is on, at four o' clock in di morn' An I been watchin' you shake dat ting Man dem a try, dem a get deny Caw I'm gonna tek dat ting Girl it is mine, a long time me a line An pan we fi waan you to shake dat ting Gyal dem a round an Dem a try tek yuh crown A nuff a dem just, ain't nothing [Verse] Dat ting a weh yuh got dey Weh yuh get it from, a mus yuh mama Do you fault dey, from me like a champion a bubble pon di Chart dey, gyal a look yuh hav me A we waan to slap dey from di front an to di back dey From di bed an to di matinee, We haffi blow, pull out di guns an pop pop It's dey fault dey, energy dey dey a so dey gimme di buff An look pon me, baby put it on me Right a now yuh mek di Dutty dap a feel horny Edited December 19, 2005 by MusicManiac Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jont Posted December 20, 2005 Share Posted December 20, 2005 The Swami is your FRIEND and he knows what's best for you. http://www.myspace.com/swamirecords Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MetalHeart Posted December 20, 2005 Share Posted December 20, 2005 WHERE IS MAH CHANGE?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lycaon Posted December 20, 2005 Share Posted December 20, 2005 Since his defeat at the hands of the cheating, Joe-supporting George W. Bush during the last presidential election, Cobra Commander has been preparing for the next election year. Are you with him, or the detestable G.I.Joes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pictureofdorian Posted December 20, 2005 Share Posted December 20, 2005 hahah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Nknight Posted December 20, 2005 Share Posted December 20, 2005 keep warm... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted December 20, 2005 Author Share Posted December 20, 2005 tonight.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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