Nknight Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 (edited) Google refuses to hand over search data to U.S. Edited January 20, 2006 by Nknight Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
La Lindsay Posted January 21, 2006 Share Posted January 21, 2006 man, i was just thinking about how much i miss thespark.com...that shit was great. i wish i could find the articles again. i had such a crush on christian. i think that was his name. i'm weird. more or less. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Ganny McVagflaps Posted January 22, 2006 Share Posted January 22, 2006 BIGFUCKINGCOCK and other things I don't have: A Novella by Deux Traque  Cumming Summer 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newtype Posted January 22, 2006 Share Posted January 22, 2006 UK TV viewers will not get to see an episode of South Park which shows Nicole Kidman and fellow Scientologist John Travolta attempting to coax a fictional Tom Cruise character out of a closet, with Kidman saying: "Don't you think this has gone on long enough? It's time for you to come out of the closet. You're not fooling anyone." Â Naturally, the robustly heterosexual Top Gun star took exception to this when Trapped in the Closet aired in the US. The episode also showed Stan - believed by the Cruise character to be the reincarnation of Scientology founder L Ron Hubbard - having a pop at Cruise's acting abilities, and Cruise reportedly waved the legal big stick at Paramount and threatened to sue if the offending programme was ever shown again. Â An insider said: "Tom is famously very litigious and will go to great lengths to protect his reputation. Tom was said not to like the episode and Paramount just didn't dare risk showing it again. It's a shame that UK audiences will never see it because it's very funny." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ganny McVagflaps Posted January 22, 2006 Share Posted January 22, 2006 that was the best ep in years...that means the irish won't get it either...Irish contingent, if you missed it get it here. It's sooo fucking good... Â Starting to get drunk thanks to: Â Â Gotta be up for work at 7:30....fucking bag of shite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ganny McVagflaps Posted January 22, 2006 Share Posted January 22, 2006 SCIENCE OF MYTH  If you've ever question beliefs that you hold you're not alone But you oughtta realize that every myth is a metaphor in the case of Christianity and Judaism there exist the belief that spiritual matters are enslaved to history The Buddhists believe that the functional aspects override the myth while other religions use the literal core to build foundations with See half the world sees the myth as fact w hile it's seen as a lie by the other half and the simple truth is that it's none of that and somehow no matter what the world keeps turning Somehow we get by without ever learning Science and religion are not mutually exclusive In fact for better understanding we take the facts of science and apply them And if both factors keep evolving then we continue getting information but closing off possibilities makes it hard to see the bigger picture Consider the case of the women whose faith helped her make it through when she was raped and cut up left for dead in a trunk her beliefs held true It doesn't matter if it's real or not cause some things are better left without a doubt and if it works then it gets the job done Somehow, no matter what, the world keeps turning  (Ben Weasel)  You folks should buy this reckerd:   One of the best albums of all time. Beg, borrow or steal for this bad boy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newtype Posted January 22, 2006 Share Posted January 22, 2006 Marry Christmas everybody. Â The first thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me: is finding a Christmas tree. Â The second thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me: rigging up the lights, and finding a Christmas tree. Â The third thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me: hangovers, rigging up the lights, and finding a Christmas tree. Â The fourth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me: sending Christmas cards, hangovers, rigging up the lights, and finding a Christmas tree. Â The fifth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me: five months of bills! Sending Christmas cards, hangovers, rigging up the lights, and finding a Christmas tree. Â The sixth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me: facing my in-laws, Five months of bills! Oh I hate those Christmas cards, hangovers, Rigging up these lights, and finding a Christmas tree. Â The seventh thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me: salvation army, facing my in-laws, Five months of bills! Sending Christmas cards, oh jeez, i'm tryin' to rig up these lights, and finding a Christmas tree. Â The eighth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me: i want a transformer for Christmas, charities and whaddaya mean YOUR in-laws, Five months of bills! oh making out these cards, uh just get me a beer huh?,what we have NO extension cords?, and finding a Christmas tree. Â The ninth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me: finding parking spaces, daddy I want some candy, donations, facing my in-laws, Five months of bills! Writing out those Christmas cards, hangovers, Now why the hell are they blinking?, and finding a Christmas tree. Â The tenth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me: batteries not included, no parking spaces, buy me something, get a job you bum, facing my in-laws, Five months of bills! ho-ho Christmas cards, oh jeez look at this, one light goes out they all go out, and finding a Christmas tree. Â The eleventh thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me: Stale TV specials, batteries not included, no parking spaces, (childish mumbling), charities, She's a witch I hate her, Five months of bills! I don't even know half these people, oh who's got the cherry picker?, someone get a flashlight I blew a fuse!, and finding a Christmas tree. Â The twelfth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me: singing Christmas carols, stale TV specials, batteries not included, no parking?, (child crying), charities, gotta make 'em dinner, Five months of bills! I'm not sending 'em this year that's it!, shut up you, Fine you're so smart you rig up the lights!, and finding a Christmas tree. Â Â What's that?? Christmas was weeks ago. AHHHHHH and :censored: son of a mother :censored: licking :censored: sheep loving goat humping bastard. When I find the bastard who lied to me he's getting a :censored: :censored: the hard way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newtype Posted January 22, 2006 Share Posted January 22, 2006 (edited) Edited January 22, 2006 by newtype Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted January 22, 2006 Author Share Posted January 22, 2006 tomorrow. Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arnah Posted January 23, 2006 Share Posted January 23, 2006 (edited) Iggy Pop and the Stooges, Franz Ferdinand, and Mars Volta (Who suck live, incidently....) = great.... Â But seeing Meg White try to seduce the audience with the worlds BIGGEST camel toe totally topped the day. Â Until I saw a midget in a bright pink fairy outfit. That shit was hilarious. Edited January 23, 2006 by ArNaH Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted January 23, 2006 Author Share Posted January 23, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanno Posted January 23, 2006 Share Posted January 23, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChristyandJake Posted January 24, 2006 Share Posted January 24, 2006 (edited) Everyone Loves The Hoff  This is my new favorite video and when you see it you will know why. Edited January 24, 2006 by ChristyandJake Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heartlessbitch Posted January 25, 2006 Share Posted January 25, 2006 "grab your titties for B.I.G" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newtype Posted January 25, 2006 Share Posted January 25, 2006 An AMV over 2 hours long. Now thats what I'm talking about. AMV Hell 3: The Motion Picture Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reverend Jax Posted January 25, 2006 Share Posted January 25, 2006 (edited) My dad on the phone: So I went to see Brokeback Mountain. Â Me: So how was it? Â My dad: I didn't like it. Â Me: How come? Â My dad: It was a chick flick. I don't like chick flciks. I didn't like Titanic. I don't like that shit when it's with heteros, why would I like the same shit with a bunch of queers? Â Me: You didn't take any satisfaction in the fact that your were watching and supporting something that enrages conversatives? Â My dad: Well, yeah, that's the reason I went to see it in the first place, but that doesn't mean I liked it. Â My dad's always good for a laugh. Edited January 25, 2006 by Jack's Meandering Thoughts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ganny McVagflaps Posted January 25, 2006 Share Posted January 25, 2006 (edited) Â CHRIS PENN 1962-2006 RIP Â The guy's a fuckin' rabbits foot for cryin' out loud. I'd like to have him in. You know he's reliable and you damn well know you can trust him. Edited January 25, 2006 by 2track Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted January 26, 2006 Author Share Posted January 26, 2006 i know im scarce, should be online again soon. then, spoiler tags'll work proper and it wont be decemberween and hondo's will be glorious youll see. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ganny McVagflaps Posted January 26, 2006 Share Posted January 26, 2006 (edited) 25 minutes 'til 7-11 stops serving booze. To stay up all night listening to Stern and playing Star Wars Battlefront 2 with a few beers or to bed like a little Billy Bitchcakes. The jury's out. Edited January 26, 2006 by 2track Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ganny McVagflaps Posted January 27, 2006 Share Posted January 27, 2006 Hello....is there anybody out there..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newtype Posted January 27, 2006 Share Posted January 27, 2006 (edited) Wow. there's been less and less people posting the last few days. Gasp....can this mean that everybody went out and found a life. That can't be good. Does that mean I'M ALL ALONE ON THIS THING. Edited January 27, 2006 by newtype Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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