Reverend Jax Posted September 27, 2002 Share Posted September 27, 2002 Presentation of my theory: There would be no war, no prejudice, no hatred, no injustice, not crime, no unhappiness, if everyone watched the Simpsons. This is the common cultural bond we need to unite peoples of the world. Imagine: Dude #1: My god is the one true God! Dude #2: Blasphemy! Denounce the name of my, the one true, God! Prepare to die! Dude #1: You shall be the one who dies, God is with me in this battle! Dude #2: Burn in hell, infidel! Dude #1: Hey, that reminds me, did you see the Simpsons last night where Homer went to hell for selling his soul for a donut? Dude #2: Ha! That was awesome. I love that episode. All the Treehouse of Horror specials are great. An hour or so of reminising about old Simpsons episodes commences. Dude #1: Wait a minute, how did we get on the topic of the Simpsons? Dude #2: I forget. Anyway, which was better, the episode with The Smashing Pumpkins or the one with The Who? Dude #1: Oh, tough one! I can't decide. The one with Aerosmith was better than both of them. Dude #2: Oh man, total cop-out! Obviously, but that wsn't the question! The only reason this couldn't happen everywhere in the world, everytime conflict ensues, because not everyone watches the Simpsons. I don't think I'll be hearing any kind of possible argument to this theory. It's bulletproof. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopDawg540 Posted September 27, 2002 Share Posted September 27, 2002 People Just need to fucking take responsability for the ramafications of their god damn actions. Don't take a 5 week vacation and then Call to bitch at me when you get cancelled. "I didnt get my bill!" I just dont fucking care! You know damn good and well when its due every month. Pay your bills on or ahead of time or have someone taking care of your finances while your away! Stop blaming other people for your ineptitude! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mulan Posted September 27, 2002 Share Posted September 27, 2002 Awesome Premiere Night. Friends, CSI and ER all in one night. What more can a girl ask for? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soldier of fortune Posted September 27, 2002 Share Posted September 27, 2002 Oh Stella what a lager!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopDawg540 Posted September 27, 2002 Share Posted September 27, 2002 So there i was, Laminating my testicles when suddenly... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soldier of fortune Posted September 27, 2002 Share Posted September 27, 2002 Well, looks like we got us a reader!! And i beat Jax so far, @ 23:23 GMT!! Oh yeah! Can you feel that huh! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soldier of fortune Posted September 27, 2002 Share Posted September 27, 2002 Only 5 away now!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopDawg540 Posted September 27, 2002 Share Posted September 27, 2002 Son: So paw, did ya Kill any Rebels in the Great war? Paw: No I killed 3 yankees and 1 rabbit, cause the only gave us 4 damn bullets and no damn food. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soldier of fortune Posted September 27, 2002 Share Posted September 27, 2002 We're giving Fight Club some beating !! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soldier of fortune Posted September 27, 2002 Share Posted September 27, 2002 2 to go!! no wait one!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mulan Posted September 28, 2002 Share Posted September 28, 2002 Sweet Home Alabama awesome. I'm a girl of course I loved this movie! I eat up the romantic sappy stuff. I gotta write a review on this soon. But sincerely doubt anyone else is gonna watch this. Being the fact there's not many females on board. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperEeyore Posted September 28, 2002 Share Posted September 28, 2002 damn I thought I was gonna get to a grand before SOF.. not fair... aahh its all good.. ::thinks.. damn Ed and I have yet to speak..:: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JunkerSeed Posted September 28, 2002 Share Posted September 28, 2002 roooast beeeef, roooast beeeef... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted September 28, 2002 Author Share Posted September 28, 2002 John Jacob Jingleheimer Shmidt....hey, his name is my name too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soldier of fortune Posted September 28, 2002 Share Posted September 28, 2002 MMMMMM Lovely steak, now wheres my BJ ****AS PART OF STEAK AND BLOWJOB DAY CELEBRATIONS*** Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soldier of fortune Posted September 28, 2002 Share Posted September 28, 2002 Come on by Hondo's Hey come on by!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dinghy Posted September 28, 2002 Share Posted September 28, 2002 Do we change as individuals over time and circumstance, or are we forever the sameonly our situation sourrounding us varying? Is there no chance for betterment of ourselves? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted September 29, 2002 Author Share Posted September 29, 2002 "There is something to be learned from a rainstorm. When meeting with a sudden shower, you try not to get wet and run quickly along the road. By doing such things as passing under the eaves of houses, you still get wet. When you are resolved from the beginning, you will not be perplexed, though you get the same soaking. This understanding extends to everything." - Hagakure Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mulan Posted September 29, 2002 Share Posted September 29, 2002 Love Trading Spaces hate While you were out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JunkerSeed Posted September 29, 2002 Share Posted September 29, 2002 Awesome day, you haven't lived 'till you've been on the skycoaster at Boomers! Long day of go carts, wooden roller coaster, death defying rides, 1/2 lb burgers, B-movies, and bohemian rhapsody singalongs... Should do this more often "Kick, the clown" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heartlessbitch Posted September 29, 2002 Share Posted September 29, 2002 "the devil will find work for idle hands to do, yet i'm still fond of you.." ~*viVa La MorRiSsEy!*~ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted September 29, 2002 Author Share Posted September 29, 2002 As a rule of thumb, no, im not fuckin interested in movies that involve any combination of "extreme" sports, bad rap-metal whoring out the trailer, and mock-actors like The Rock, LL Cool J (great musician, mind you) and im damn near ready to say Vin Diesel but i aint watched much of his stuff so far so im givin him a fightin chance, but it dont look good. Point is, make the judgement call: if it looks like crap, its probably crap, and no i dont wanna endure it with you. Fucksake, ive got Pulp Fiction right here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted September 30, 2002 Author Share Posted September 30, 2002 Go download & listen to Utada Hikaru - Simple & Clean (theme from Kingdom Hearts - English mix). Short, great song. Id post it over in "MP3 recommendations" but more of you folks look at this thread... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mulan Posted September 30, 2002 Share Posted September 30, 2002 Ouch my head hurts...who said teaching yourself nuclear physics in one night was a good idea? :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JunkerSeed Posted September 30, 2002 Share Posted September 30, 2002 any way the wind blows... doesn't really matter... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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