Blargh - The Random Thread

[The NZA]

because you demanded it...

 

ZELDA HENTAI, kind of

[IguanaDon?]

Erik Mongrain, " PercusienFa "

[The NZA]

 

also, deadbeat men everywhere have a new hero. I dont wanna encourage this kinda uselessness, but its been cool for women to do it to male stars for years, so fuck it.

 

Not only did K-Fed get to have Britney Spears back when that meant something, but he's also about to walk away with a shiteload of money. The erstwhile couple recently met to finalize the terms of their divorce. According, to MSNBC, this is what they agreed to:

 

A 2004 prenup called for K-Fed to get $250,000 for each year of their marriage, but Spears upped that figure to $500,000 to speed up the negotiations.

He receives half the proceeds from their Malibu mansion, which is on the market for $13.5 million.

Spears will pay $25,000 a month in child support for each of the couple’s two children until they reach 18. He also gets custody of the boys four days a week.

Federline gets to keep all the gifts Spears bought them during their marriage.

He’s forbidden from writing a tell-all about their marriage.

In an age when Paul McCartney is being taken for megabucks by a woman who didn't even have both legs (she should be paying him!), I'd say this is fairly monumental.

 

and yes, i still hate knowing these kinds of things.

[the division of joy]

fuckin eh

 

 

and for anyone who likes ferry corsten (i know nick and SOF do)

 

i give unto you this torrent

[The Stig]

[Ganny McVagflaps]

New Entourage tonight. I needed some Ari Gold in my life.

 

[The NZA]

[Ganny McVagflaps]

that's the best, I peeped it on Kotaku, my new addiction thnx fuck-head...like I needed another daily non-bukkakefree.com site to visit

 

[The NZA]

Joystiq is great for finding these.

 

 

 

and of course, the obligatory shot on Sonic Team. I dont understand, these guys used to be some of the best. This last year or so, we saw Shadow the Hedehog (still dont know that that was about), Phantasy Star Universe (i wanted to love it, but it was mediocre. i wonder how the online play went?), and a new Sonic which bombed in reviews. Wiki says a lot of the team went elsewhere...like many, im still crazy hopeful for NiGHTS to be amazing like before, but...this could very well happen, sadly.

 

[Ganny McVagflaps]

I feel like a beer or ten. Whoever wants votes better hit me up tonight, I'm go down like Paris Hilton after a few Jamie and waters.

[The NZA]

things i love:

 

 

 

 

and of course this.

[Ganny McVagflaps]

Holy crap...this could be one of the coolest things I've ever seen on Ebay.

[The NZA]

Well, ninten-easter went off without a hitch.

 

[Ganny McVagflaps]

Is it too late to get Jeremy Clarkson and the Stiggs in for rookie of the year 'cause those guys are fucking gold?

[Reverend Jax]

Not a doctored image, a picture aa real German Giant Grey breed rabbit, one of the biggest in recorded history, being held by the Polish breeder who did breed the largest in recorded history.

Edited April 9, 2007 by Tyranosaurus Jax

[SuperEeyore]

[the division of joy]

Fuck me? Fuck you! Fuck you and this whole city and everyone in it.

Fuck the panhandlers, grubbing for money, and smiling at me behind my back.

Fuck squeegee men dirtying up the clean windshield of my car. Get a fucking job!

Fuck the Sikhs and the Pakistanis bombing down the avenues in decrepit cabs, curry steaming out their pores and stinking up my day. Terrorists in fucking training. Slow the fuck down!

Fuck the Chelsea boys with their waxed chests and pumped up biceps. Going down on each other in my parks and on my piers, jingling their dicks on my Channel 35.

Fuck the Korean grocers with their pyramids of overpriced fruit and their tulips and roses wrapped in plastic. Ten years in the country, still no speaky English?

Fuck the Russians in Brighton Beach. Mobster thugs sitting in cafés, sipping tea in little glasses, sugar cubes between their teeth. Wheelin' and dealin' and schemin'. Go back where you fucking came from!

Fuck the black-hatted Chassidim, strolling up and down 47th street in their dirty gabardine with their dandruff. Selling South African apartheid diamonds!

Fuck the Wall Street brokers. Self-styled masters of the universe. Michael Douglas, Gordon Gecko wannabe mother fuckers, figuring out new ways to rob hard working people blind. Send those Enron assholes to jail for fucking life! You think Bush and Cheney didn't know about that shit? Give me a fucking break! Tyco! Imclone! Adelphia! Worldcom!

Fuck the Puerto Ricans. 20 to a car, swelling up the welfare rolls, worst fuckin' parade in the city. And don't even get me started on the Dom-in-i-cans, because they make the Puerto Ricans look good.

Fuck the Bensonhurst Italians with their pomaded hair, their nylon warm-up suits, and their St. Anthony medallions. Swinging their, Jason Giambi, Louisville slugger, baseball bats, trying to audition for the Sopranos.

Fuck the Upper East Side wives with their Hermés scarves and their fifty-dollar Balducci artichokes. Overfed faces getting pulled and lifted and stretched, all taut and shiny. You're not fooling anybody, sweetheart!

Fuck the uptown brothers. They never pass the ball, they don't want to play defense, they take fives steps on every lay-up to the hoop. And then they want to turn around and blame everything on the white man. Slavery ended one hundred and thirty seven years ago. Move the fuck on!

Fuck the corrupt cops with their anus violating plungers and their 41 shots, standing behind a blue wall of silence. You betray our trust!

Fuck the priests who put their hands down some innocent child's pants. Fuck the church that protects them, delivering us into evil. And while you're at it, fuck JC! He got off easy! A day on the cross, a weekend in hell, and all the hallelujahs of the legioned angels for eternity! Try seven years in fuckin Otisville, Jay!

Fuck Osama bin Laden, al-Qaeda, and backward-ass, cave-dwelling, fundamentalist assholes everywhere. On the names of innocent thousands murdered, I pray you spend the rest of eternity with your seventy-two whores roasting in a jet-fueled fire in hell. You towel headed camel jockeys can kiss my royal, Irish ass!

Fuck Jacob Elinski, whining malcontent.

Fuck Francis Xavier Slaughtery, my best friend, judging me while he stares at my girlfriend's ass.

Fuck Naturel Rivera. I gave her my trust and she stabbed me in the back. Sold me up the river. Fucking bitch.

Fuck my father with his endless grief, standing behind that bar. Sipping on club soda, selling whiskey to firemen and cheering the Bronx Bombers.

Fuck this whole city and everyone in it. From the row houses of Astoria to the penthouses on Park Avenue. From the projects in the Bronx to the lofts in Soho. From the tenements in Alphabet City to the brownstones in Park slope to the split levels in Staten Island. Let an earthquake crumble it. Let the fires rage. Let it burn to fuckin ash then let the waters rise and submerge this whole, rat-infested place.

[archangel]

[Ganny McVagflaps]

Costner Sues Music Promoter

 

Hollywood star Kevin Costner is suing a music promotion company he claims broke its promise to help him launch a singing career.

 

In a $8.5 million lawsuit filed at Los Angeles Superior Court on Tuesday, the "Dances With Wolves" actor alleges Mahee Worldwide Ventures Inc. of breach of contract and fraud.

 

The 52-year-old, who is the lead singer of the Kevin Costner Band, claims he signed a two-year deal with the firm in January based around his band performing up to five concerts per year. His lawsuit alleges Mahee reneged on the deal.

 

It reads, "Defendants made numerous promises regarding their capabilities to promote Mr. Costner's music and (their) willingness to pay for the right to do so.

 

"Instead of following through on their promises, defendants continued to make false promises and ultimately disappeared ..."

 

source

 

I need some Kevin Costner Band in my life.

[CjDucky]

Oooooooh... someone changed my name.. and did a damn fine job.. thank you whoever you are!

[the division of joy]

Let freedom ring with a buckshot, but not just yet

First we need to truly understand the nature of the threat

And a pale man walks in the threshold of darkness

Roughly 20,000 years ago the first humans evolved

with the phenotypical trait, genetic recessive

Blue eyes, blonde hair and white skin

Albinism apparently was a sin to the original man, Africans

So the mutants traveled North of the equator

Called Europeans later, the first race haters

So here's the Devil's alpha to the beta

Cause history's best qualified to teach one

Quoting German philosopher Schopenhauer

"Every white man is a faded or a bleached one"

Migration created further mutation

Genetic drifts, evolution through recombination

Adaptation to the climate

As the Caucus Mountain man reverted to that of a primate

Savage Neanderthals, until the late Paleolithic age

That's when the Black Grimaldi man came

With the symbol of the dragon, fire and art

Check cave paintings in France and Spain to the Venus of Willendorf

Around 2000 B.C. Southern Russians migrate in small units

Those who travel West populated Europe

Those who went East settled in Iran, known as Aryans

1500 B.C. some crossed the Khyber Pass into India and

created Hinduism, the first caste system, the origins of racism

A white dot on the forehead meant elite

The black dot - defeat; untrustable, untouchables

They wrote the holy Vedas in Sanskrit

That's the language that created Greek, German, Latin and English

Now the Minoans around 2000 B.C.

Starts on the island of Crete, in the Agean Sea

The Greek culture begins Western Civilization

But "Western Civilization" means "White Domination"

Myceneans learned from Kemet, called Egypt in Greek

It existed since at least 3000 B.C.

Creatin geometry and astronomy

This knowledge influenced Plato, Socrates and Hippocrates

Cause Imhotep, the real real father of medicine

Was worshiped in Greece and Rome in the form of a Black African

The word Africa comes from the Greek "Aphrike"

meaning "without cold"; the word philosophy means "love of knowledge"

Stole from first man, Greek power expands

The first Greek fraternities band

The word gymnasium is Greek for "naked"

This was the place where adolescent boys were educated, and molested

This was accepted because Greek culture was homosexual

For example, Sappho trained girls on the island of Lesbos

Hence, the word lesbian (Ay let these dumb motherfuckers know)

December 25th, the birth of Saturn

A homosexual god, now check the historical pattern

December 25, now thought the birth of Christ

Was Saturnalia, when men got drunk,

fucked each other then beat their wife

Fact is, it was still practiced, til they called it Christmas

So put a gerbil on your Christmas list

The Hellenistic Era, Alexander the Great

Conquers all the way to India leavin four successor states

By the Fifth century B.C., R.O.M.E.

succeeds to be the conqueror of Egypt and Greece

But had the threat of the Black Phoenicians in Sicily

The Punic Wars began 264 B.C.

The Black general Hannibal and Carthaginian Peace

In 146 B.C. Carthage fell after a six-month siege

Rome sold every citizen to slavery

The first genocide of history

And more bisexuality in sight; Julius Caesar was known as

"every woman's husband and every man's wife" (BEOTCH!)

Spartacus Revolt, a slave rebellion that lost

Where 6,000 slaves was nailed on a cross

Cross? Aw, shit! Jesus Christ! Time for some-act-right

Christians get your facts right

Cause Christ was not his name

That's Greek for "One who is anointed"

Yahshua Ben Yosef was his name, do Christians know this?

So who do you praise, do you know his name?

Or do you do this in vain?

Accepting the religion they gave slaves to behave

Peep the description of historian Josephus

"Short, dark, with an underdeveloped beard was Jesus"

He had the Romans fearing revolution

The solution was to take him to court and falsely accuse him

After being murdered by Pilate how can it be

these same white Romans established Christianity

Constantine would later see the cross in a dream

In his vision, it read "En Hawk Signo Wonka":

"In this sign we conquer" - Manifest Destiny

In 325 he convened the Nicean Creed

And separated god into three

Decided Jesus was born on December 25th

and raised then on the third day is a myth

Plus to deceive us

Commissioned Michelangelo to paint white pictures of Jesus

He used his aunt, uncle, and nephew

Subconsciously that affects you

It makes you put white people closer to God

(Yo, 'The Man' got game like a motherfucker!)

True indeed, fuck it, Jihad

In the eight century Muslims conquered

Spain, Portugal and France and controlled it for 700 years

They never mention this in history class

cause o'fays are threatened when you get the real lesson

Moors from Baghdad, Turkey threatened European Christians

Meaning, the white way of life; hence the Crusades for Christ

On November 25th, 1491

Santiago defeats the last Muslim stronghold, Grenada

King Ferdinand gave thanks to God for victory

And the Pope of Rome and declared this date to forever be

A day of "Thanksgiving" for all European Christians

 

.. Now listen, when you celebrate "Thanksgiving"

What you are actually celebratin

is the proclamation of the Pope of Rome

Who later, in league with Queen Isabella

sent Cardinal Ximenos to Spain

to murder any blacks that resisted Christianity

These Moors, these black men and women

were from Baghdad, Turkey

And today, you eat the turkey, for your "Thanksgiving" day

as the European Powers destroyed the Turkeys

Who were the forefathers of your mothers and fathers

Now fight the power, you bitch-ass niggaz!

 

Now around this time, Whites started callings us Negroes

That's Spanish for black object meaning we're not really people

but property, and the triangle trade begins - they seize us

Queen Elizabeth sends the first slaves on a ship named Jesus

Stealin land from the indigenous natives

Gave them alcohol to keep the Red Man intoxicated

Whites claim they had to civilize these pagan animals

But up until 1848 there's documented cases

of whites bein the savage cannibals, eatin Indians

In 1992, it's Jeffery Dahmer

They slaughtered a whole race with guns

Drugs, priests and nuns

1763, the first demonic tactic of biological warfare

As tokens of peace, Sir Jeffery Amherst

passed out clothin and blankets to the Indian community

Infested with small pox, knowin they had no immunity

Today it's AIDS, you best believe it's man made

Cause ain't a damn thing changed.. let me explain

Now since people of color are genetically dominant

and Caucasoids are genetically recessive

and Whites expect to be predominant, meaning survive as a race then

they simply must, take precautions

That's why they're worried about their future now

Cuz by 2050, almost all the Earth's population

will be brown, then black, so understandin that, whites counterreact

(I'm sayin.. man.. them fools

ain't nothin but a teaspoon of milk in the world color majority)

So they created a system

to force blacks into an unnatural position

That re-enforces the position of natural inferiority

In addition, created guns and developed the ethnocentric view

that God justifies every fuckin thing they do

Condition people to perceive whites' culture as civilized

and every other culture considered primitive - not true!

Racism is the system of racial subjugation against nonwhites

in every areas of human relation

Entertainment, education, labor, politics

Law, religion, sex, war and economics

See blacks were 3/5ths of a man with tax purposes intended

You think you're Afro-American?

You're a 14th amendment and a good nigga

Jews don't salute the fuckin swastika

but niggaz pledge allegiance to the flag that accosted ya

They never teach about the break of islands like Jamaica

But before slaves came here whites would take a

pregnant women, hang her from a tree by her toes

Slice her stomach with a knife

and let the unborn baby fall to the flo'

And stop an unborn child in front of all the slaves

to inbreed fear, so they'd be scared and behave

and not rebel more

Understand all whites must be perceived as potential predators

I paraphrase historian Ishakamusa Barashango

"Understand that regardless of the lofty ideas ingraved on paper

in such documents as the Constitution or Declaration

the basic nature.. of the European American white man

remains virtually unchanged".. so check

This is the nature of the threat

[archangel]

so, uh, DoJ....are you secretly a Black Panther member, or is it something else?

[Aoi Inu]

Check this out!

 

1. Go to google.com.

 

2. Click on Maps.

 

3. Click on Get Directions.

 

4. From: New York, New York. To: Paris, France.

 

5. Then, read line #23.

 

6. Laugh

[Aoi Inu]

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[BigChiefSlapaho]

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