alive she cried Posted August 9, 2007 Share Posted August 9, 2007 My mother finally agreed to order the Playboy Channel on Direct TV... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aartemys Posted August 9, 2007 Share Posted August 9, 2007 Â What? It's not like we're going to watch it together... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alive she cried Posted August 9, 2007 Share Posted August 9, 2007 yeah, but still. your mam is buying you porn? Â i...i just could'nt ask my mother to do that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alive she cried Posted August 9, 2007 Share Posted August 9, 2007 one of the best videos i've ever seen, make sure you keep watching to the end  Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alive she cried Posted August 9, 2007 Share Posted August 9, 2007 the greatest thing in the history of mankind Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alive she cried Posted August 9, 2007 Share Posted August 9, 2007 is this a real life those things from star wars? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MetalHeart Posted August 9, 2007 Share Posted August 9, 2007 haha That's badass Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alive she cried Posted August 9, 2007 Share Posted August 9, 2007 thank you al by the end i was in tears Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alive she cried Posted August 9, 2007 Share Posted August 9, 2007  wow  i may have posted this before, but fuck it  she's saying sparkling wiggles (no she really is) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alive she cried Posted August 9, 2007 Share Posted August 9, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the division of joy Posted August 9, 2007 Share Posted August 9, 2007 hmmmm, one big long post would have sufficed, or even brandying them out over a while... Â but no... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boogie Posted August 9, 2007 Share Posted August 9, 2007 What does Sonic do with his spare time?... Â Apparently he's a model... Â and sometimes he practices breakdance... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alive she cried Posted August 9, 2007 Share Posted August 9, 2007 yeah i prob should'nt have posted 'em all in a row, people really should watch 'em all, they're gold Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the division of joy Posted August 9, 2007 Share Posted August 9, 2007 yeah i prob should'nt have posted 'em all in a row,people really should watch 'em all, they're gold  Further proof for brandying them about... if they're gold, its better to use it sparingly than blow your load all at once Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alive she cried Posted August 9, 2007 Share Posted August 9, 2007 i know, i know Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aartemys Posted August 9, 2007 Share Posted August 9, 2007 Further proof for brandying them about... if they're gold, its better to use it sparingly than blow your load all at once   It sucks when you blow your load all at once... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the division of joy Posted August 9, 2007 Share Posted August 9, 2007 It sucks when you blow your load all at once... Â Speaking from experience eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jumbie Posted August 10, 2007 Share Posted August 10, 2007 Aarty and her mom watching porn together sounds like the setup to a porno movie in itself... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boogie Posted August 10, 2007 Share Posted August 10, 2007 Dwelling in the deeps of Hondos I just found out that Jax lived in Argentina for a while!! Â I wonder why, and where he lived.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aartemys Posted August 10, 2007 Share Posted August 10, 2007 ASC is a post whore...and I HATE Fergie...that is all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aartemys Posted August 10, 2007 Share Posted August 10, 2007 Speaking from experience eh? Â I've known of it to happen... Â Aarty and her mom watching porn together sounds like the setup to a porno movie in itself... Â Â LOL, here's hoping my sister doesn't find this thread...she thinks my parents don't have sex anymore and I ask her if she thinks she's not going to have sex when she's in her late 40s... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alive she cried Posted August 11, 2007 Share Posted August 11, 2007 Ten Reasons Gay Marriage is Un-American I saw this posted on a BBS -- there was no attribution.  1. Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning. 2. Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall. 3. Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract. 4. Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal. 5. Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed. 6. Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children. 7. Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children. 8. Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America. 9. Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children. 10. Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the division of joy Posted August 11, 2007 Share Posted August 11, 2007 I backed my car into a cop car the other day Well he just drove off sometimes life's ok I ran my mouth off a bit too much oh what can i say Well you just laughed it off it was all ok  And we'll all float on ok And we'll all float on ok And we'll all float on ok And we'll all float on any way well  Well, a fake Jamaican took every last dime with a scam It was worth it just to learn some sleight-of-hand Bad news comes don't you worry even when it lands Good news will work its way to all them plans We both got fired on the exactly the same day Well we'll float on good news is on the way  And we'll all float on ok And we'll all float on ok And we'll all float on ok And we'll all float on alright Already we'll all float on Now don't worry we'll all float on Alright already we'll all float on Alright don't worry we'll all float on  And we'll all float on alright Already we'll all float on Aliright don't worry even if things end up a bit to heavy we'll all float on alright Already we'll all float on Alright already we'll all float on Ok don't worry we'll all float on Even if things get heavy we'll all float on Alright already we'll all float on Don't you worry we'll all float on All float on Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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crimsonfire Posted August 12, 2007 Share Posted August 12, 2007 I went on a date tonight with a hot cool girl! I love the initial floaty feeling you get after a date that went well!!! Then comes the crushing doubts and internal questions... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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