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so, fake tease-list for sega's entries at Tokyo Game Show aside, as the days go by, it becomes less and less likely that we'll ever have closure and see Shenmue III on any system. Its fucking heartbreaking, is what it is. II was so amazing.

and what sucks is, this series gets cut short. Phantasy Star never gets a proper sequel at all, if one was intended. The Xeno series also got rushed, never got to tie into xenogears, and even Clover studios had to pack it in after making such a great game. Yet, the enw Madden game's about out for both systems, and on either one of em, itll sell more than the previous chapters of all the games i just listed, combined.

 

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Came across this.

 

To: George Bush

 

Here in America, we live in a climate of moral decay. What is the cause of this? It is called "anime". Anime is a perverse, evil, insiduous form of animation from the dark land of Japan, and is corrupting America's youth at unprecedented rates. Here are a few examples of anime which are circulating on the Internet and may very well be in your home:

 

1) Ah My Goddess: A sick and disgusting show which causes children under the age of 18 to think they are capable of love. The main female character is clearly under 18, and is forced into a romantic relationship by an older man who "wishes" for her to be his girlfriend forever. He even KISSES her, and she appears NAKED. That poor girl must be so confused.

 

2) Love Hina: I'm not even going to mention the unspeakable, disgusting, pedophilic, pornograhpic events which transpire during this show, but suffice it to say, groups of young men on Love Hina-fueled rampages are raping children at a level unheard of since the 60s.

 

If you are a parent or a decent human being, I urge you to sign this petition to ban all forms of anime in the United States. Anyone who is found in possesion of anime should be arrested and jailed for an exhorbant period of time. Anime is a dark scourge upon our beautiful nation, and we don't need this Japanese filth corrupting the hearts of the children.

 

As a resonsible Christian, I demand to see this garbage removed from our nation. Please sign this petition and send it to George Bush, your Congressman, and the makers/distributors of anime filth and depravity.

 

Do the right thing.

 

Sincerely,

 

The Undersigned

 

Best part is that everybody is just making fun of this ass.

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alive she cried

why have you no friends?

 

You know, it's bad enough I have to live a lonely, unloved existence of isolation, but then he has to point out my miserable situation to me? I bet he's the kind of person that walks up to amputee war veterans and says, "Dude, where's your legs?"

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You know, it's bad enough I have to live a lonely, unloved existence of isolation, but then he has to point out my miserable situation to me? I bet he's the kind of person that walks up to amputee war veterans and says, "Dude, where's your legs?"

first off: DUH! You'd do the same!

 

second, specifically to "he's the kind of person that walks up to amputee war veterans and says, "Dude, where's your legs?":

 

Everyone does that!

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