SuperEeyore Posted December 27, 2002 Share Posted December 27, 2002 HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MEEEEEEEEE.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JunkerSeed Posted December 27, 2002 Share Posted December 27, 2002 Isn't it annoying when your life is going pretty fucking perfectly except for ONE thing... one thing, like a Jenga game that just started and everything is fine, but somebody pulled the ONE most important peice out and it's damned near about to fall...? ??? Â :ill: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted December 27, 2002 Author Share Posted December 27, 2002 "It's not our jurisdiction, detective." "Not our jurisdiction?! That girl cant be more than 15, and we've got him on tape giving her a golden shower and..." "Deena, we're homicide. Unless she drowns in it by the end of that tape, its not our fucking case." - Powers, the best crime fiction in comics Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heartlessbitch Posted December 27, 2002 Share Posted December 27, 2002 yes...poi girl is rather scary....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted December 27, 2002 Author Share Posted December 27, 2002 ...If Bjork & Beck somehow had a child, would it necessarily conquer the world, or would it be content composing new kinds of music no one's ever heard of in its head? I think it'd be like Tetsuo in Akira. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mulan Posted December 27, 2002 Share Posted December 27, 2002 life sucks when you have oral surgery. Why are they called wisdom teeth if they don't make you any wiser? So here I am, swollen and icky and i got Fushi!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted December 27, 2002 Author Share Posted December 27, 2002 Man, sometimes ya get lucky and really catch a break. Original plan was: move to Fort Worth, become a firefighter, right? Thing is, its competitive as hell - applications are taken once a year, and the academy, on average, gets between 650-800 applications during that period. About 30 somethin guys get in. College degree & EMT license notwithstanding, that leaves me a lot of competition. But, its just been brought to my attention (thanks Chrpnbrd & TD) that Tarrant County Nortwest College - not far from here, I'm told - just opened up a $17 million dollar academy of their own, now one of the premier facilities of the nation. Check out the stats on this thing: "Spread over 23 acres, housing 12 classrooms and a 130-seat lecture hall, featrues such extensive simulations as a makeshift restaraunt, 6-story business center, hotel, and warehouse. Simulators are also available to practice rescues in the midst of high, swift-moving water, trenches, sewers, and even confined spaces such as collapsed buildings. Every fire in every building is controlled with the touch of a button, making it the largest computer-operated gas-fire facility in the nation." Apparently, the computer sensors detect when an adaquate amount of water has been used to douse the fire and then deactivates them. The water comes from in-house resevoirs where it is then recycled. Un-fucking-beleivable...tell me that shit doesn't sound cool! Only trick is, if i pay for my own fire license, that doesnt garuntee a job...havta look into it. Wish me luck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mulan Posted December 27, 2002 Share Posted December 27, 2002 i wonder if jello can go through a straw? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted December 27, 2002 Author Share Posted December 27, 2002 I love this one Seinfeld episode where George (my favorite character, by far) is about to leave on this weekend trip with this chick he's recently starting dating, right? So, he's lookin at her tits, and thinkin to himself, "If I grab them right now, I'll never be allowed to touch them again. But, if I wait 'till tomorrow, I can touch them all I want. ...How odd." Jesus, I miss that show. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mulan Posted December 27, 2002 Share Posted December 27, 2002 I feel bad for my playstation. I don't own a single game nor a memory card. It sits there looking all helpless, screaming "Damn it I am Functional!! Use me!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted December 27, 2002 Author Share Posted December 27, 2002 There was actually this chick at the grocery store the other day whose name was Billie Jean. I was so tempted to inform her that, no, she's not my lover and the kid's not my son, but I figure, fuck, she's near my age, she musta got that one enough growing up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mulan Posted December 27, 2002 Share Posted December 27, 2002 Jackpot!! Painkillers Rock. Now where's that burbon? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted December 27, 2002 Author Share Posted December 27, 2002 Wizard just gave Brian Azarello "Writer of the year" for a 2nd time in a row. These awards aren't Eisners, mind you, but maybe I oughta read more 100 Bullets, the 1st trade didnt quite hook me. As for his Hellblazer stuff...eh, not bad but can't hold a candle to Ennis' work. I really think it shoulda gone to Brian Michael Bendis this year: Ultimate Spider-Man and Powers were exceptional, and I'm told Daredevil & Alias weren't bad either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mulan Posted December 27, 2002 Share Posted December 27, 2002 Did anyone catch last week's Spiderman Blue? Powerful stuff. But hey I'm a chick and I go for that kind of stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted December 27, 2002 Author Share Posted December 27, 2002 90+ hours into Suikoden III..its easily one of the greatest RPG's to grace the PS2 (i love this series) but dammit it's gotta end soon! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperEeyore Posted December 29, 2002 Share Posted December 29, 2002 ahh two nights of celebrations for meeeeeee hahahaha happy drinking to me...... two margarita's to start and lots of tequila to finish.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heartlessbitch Posted December 29, 2002 Share Posted December 29, 2002 yes, so i'm a closet fan of many kinds of music... such as my homie g funk tendencies...which def can atest to (def gets really quiet on those morning rides to school when kathryn and i are singing quite loudly.. "smoke something, drink something, get ripped, make the girls at the party just strip" or something from the stylings of artists such as snoop dogg or nelly, but anyway) but another artist which i am somewhat of a closet fan of is John Mayer, that guy rocks my socks... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mulan Posted December 29, 2002 Share Posted December 29, 2002 and the pain continues...Is your head suppose to throb this much? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newtype Posted December 29, 2002 Share Posted December 29, 2002 No, I won't smell your finger, and where is that smell coming from? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted December 29, 2002 Author Share Posted December 29, 2002 Folks, its time we addressed something. I fear Mr. Junkerseed's reviews are lacking, these days. For instance, take "Waking Life". A movie with, yes, stunning visuals; that is, viuals so good, i tried to get up and go pee but no they said "bitch sit yo ass down!" and i was stunned. Now, Mr. Junkerseed has, in the past, described this fine film as "crotch-grabbingly good", which, upon another viewing, is quite erroneous - even the layman can recognize this film as "so good, it make you wanna slap yo mama!" As a matter of fact, I was greatful my mother was nowhere around after this cinematic tour-de-force, lest i fear she'dve been slapped. For shame, Junkerseed. For shame. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jumbie Posted December 29, 2002 Share Posted December 29, 2002 Porn is so much more fun with blondes, don't you think? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted December 29, 2002 Author Share Posted December 29, 2002 You wanna hear somethin funny? While back, after I'd resolved m'self to leave Miami, I was debating where to move to. Id been to a few places across this fine union of ours, and I'd taken to Fort Worth (where I spent some summertime), as well as Atlanta (where I spent christmas). I kinda ruled out Atlanta cause it gets bit cold there, and I'm not at all used to snow. So here I am, winter in Fort Worth. Now, my geography's been shit since I stopped playing Where the fuck is Carmen Sandiego?, but with the recent weather, I decided to check an atlas. ...Guess what @#$%in city actually lies a bit north of Atlanta? I may not be a smart man, but ah know what cold is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopDawg540 Posted December 30, 2002 Share Posted December 30, 2002 Christmas kicked ass. Replaced my 14" monitor witha 19" viewable flat screen. Its fuckin huge! and i've got 8 games to test it out on! Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted December 30, 2002 Author Share Posted December 30, 2002 "The modern conservative is engaged in one of man's oldest excercises in moral philosophy: that is, the search for a superior moral justification for selfishness." - John K. Galbraith Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jumbie Posted December 31, 2002 Share Posted December 31, 2002 Fuckin ants are so insidious! How the hell can they get into my candy when it's still in the factory sealed plastic wrap? Tell me that, Lord. Â Â Also, porn is much more adventurous when there's a sci-fi theme, don't you think? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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