Guest Yahve Posted January 8, 2003 Share Posted January 8, 2003 The little imps whacking at my stomach, three little imps jump, play and glee Time jumps up, gets a hold to do the spanking for me. ;) FUCK! realization can be so relaxing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted January 8, 2003 Author Share Posted January 8, 2003 Did you know... that the nitroglycerin older folks use for heart problems is the same nitroglycerin used in TNT & such explosives? In a mild dosage, its effective for dialating your cornoary arteries, thereby alleviating clots and restoring blood flow. That's interesting shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soldier of fortune Posted January 8, 2003 Share Posted January 8, 2003 Jax is an Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted January 9, 2003 Author Share Posted January 9, 2003 Dozens of classified ads...not a single one for "cowboy", "ronin", or "philosopher"? What the fuck is wrong with this town?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopDawg540 Posted January 9, 2003 Share Posted January 9, 2003 > :: A grown man walks over to the gumball machine in the corner and stares at it for a few minutes.:: Recepcionist> Would you like a gumball sir? Man> YEAH, Gimme my damn Gumball! :: The man slaps the machine hard on the side :: Man> Gumball! Damnit, gimme my damn Gumball! :: The man slaps the machine over and over on the top and sides :: Recep.> Sir you have to put a quarter in. Man> Fuck that, GIMME MY DAMN GUMBALL! :: The man starts punching the top of the machine harder :: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted January 9, 2003 Author Share Posted January 9, 2003 Hah...digital karma, check it out. While back, I actually imported these UK singles of VAST..shit off their first album like "Touched", "Pretty when you cry", etc. I had to buy 3 of these things for about $15 each, but it was cool - mixes by Robert Miles, etc. This was years back, mind you, and nobody on Napster back then had these mixes so i made sure to share em every time i went on. So, tonite i check my hard drive, and the mp3's i ripped off these discs are gone, and I dont have a good program to steal them back from the CD's, right? So i check Kazaa, and get all 4 singles back...one of em, i just notice, is exactly how i tagged it. Shit came back to me...i just thought it was cool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mulan Posted January 10, 2003 Share Posted January 10, 2003 Had a good first two days of work, then it hits. Damn Kids with their germs. This kitty is out of comission for a little bit. Where's my air damnit? Everyone needs oxygen to live don't they? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted January 10, 2003 Author Share Posted January 10, 2003 Do any of you besides me & Chief remember this cool R&B song a few years back, Groove Theory "Tell me if you want me to"? Did those people ever do anything else? While were at it, whatever happend to PM Dawn? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopDawg540 Posted January 10, 2003 Share Posted January 10, 2003 Serious Sam just ain't friggin fair!!! What the HELL am I supposed to when I'm locked in a room with 400 Exploding acidic frogs and 16/100 hit points!?!? AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted January 10, 2003 Author Share Posted January 10, 2003 ..does anyone else ever read these Blargh theads and hear them in the voice of Andy Rooney or Jerry Seinfeld? Since theyre mostly one-way observations, it just feels natural i guess. "..and what's the deal with people getting cancer?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopDawg540 Posted January 10, 2003 Share Posted January 10, 2003 Sweet Jaysus! Nick's awake at 7:45!?!? Wheres the asteroid? When is armageddon starting? When did the world start spinning backwards!?!? :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mulan Posted January 10, 2003 Share Posted January 10, 2003 I definetely want to teach Middle School kids. They are a piece of cake compared to those high school freaks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soldier of fortune Posted January 10, 2003 Share Posted January 10, 2003 5th Highest Poster!! Yes!! I Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted January 11, 2003 Author Share Posted January 11, 2003 I'm not ready for fire academy this year. Modesty aside, its a fact; I'm not. Physically ive got too much training left. Lost too much weight after the accident, upper body wont take forever but my legs atrophied too long - I'm just now starting to squat body weight again - and cardio's a joke now that i'm not boxing. But even so... I had to leave MedStar (EMT job) recently 'cause the pay wasn't enough and driving ambulances apparently wasnt my thing, but last Monday when i left the job, I looked over the last few days' worth of mail I had in my truck during a red light, right? Turns out the Fort Worth Fire Academy was giving out applications at a nearby mall for the next...15 minutes. So, after some quasi-legal ass-hauling, I get there and manage to grab an application right before they shut down. Felt like one door closing behind me as another opened up. But like i said, the competition's stiff and I still think I need time. So when I got a call yesterday about a job offering almost twice what MedStar paid me...it's not my line of work, but that's good money, and the hours aint bad. Go in today for testing & placement & such, easy enough..on the way home, I remember I had the fire application & another copy of my resume on me, so I decide to mail it off early. Felt good. As I left the post office & got in my truck, radio was playin "Underworld - Born Slippy", which to any of you who've seen Trainspotting, the timing was a trip to hear that one. I laugh bout it, pull out on the road just in time to have a fire truck race on by... I dont believe in fate or any shit like that. It's a string of coincidinces at best, but it made me smile, anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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The NZA Posted January 11, 2003 Author Share Posted January 11, 2003 Good music makes me drive faster without noticing, it seems. Today the radio played "BT - Never gonna come back down" followed by another station playing "Foo Fighters - All my life". They gotta watch that shit, I ran like three lights and scared the smaller cars. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopDawg540 Posted January 11, 2003 Share Posted January 11, 2003 Boo Ya! In the Senate baby! Drinks are on my Down at the bars, Open taps for everything, specially the top shelf stuff. Drunken block party on me! :: Slaps the company platinum card on tha bar:: Run it up all! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted January 11, 2003 Author Share Posted January 11, 2003 Jesus, i hope i dont get a job that makes me wear a suit. You know what im afraid ill look like in a suit? Think back. Remember the old Sir-Mix-A-Lot video for "Baby got back" (cmon they played it like it was on commission when we were younger)? You know the part where he goes "Then turn around, stick it out, even white boys got to shout...baby got back". Right then there's this goofy lookin business-type white guy grabbing at his collar, 'cause apparently Mix-A-Lot's hoes got way too much back for him. Anyway, im afraid id look like that guy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jumbie Posted January 11, 2003 Share Posted January 11, 2003 Hey, KOS is back... speaking of snakes... Snakes make porn much more -Uhgghh. OK. I've defintely reached my weird limit here. No more porn for me. at least for another week or so.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted January 11, 2003 Author Share Posted January 11, 2003 I've been tweaking profiles, adding lil pictures where i felt it's appropriate...yeah, of course i littered my page, but the point is: check out your profiles, if ya like em, cool. If you want some editing done, PM me & lemme know. I think it's a bit cooler anyway. Oh, and...if you look at my profile, for instance, each small image is a link somewhere, with hidden text (hover over an image for a second or two). This is an additional way to create more links or text in your profile, if you desire. Seriously, its in my hands here, so lemme know what ya have in mind & we'll give it a go. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mulan Posted January 11, 2003 Share Posted January 11, 2003 Don't you just love how in different stores you are different sizes? Well I just bought myself a size 9 mini skirt at Wetseal! 130 and a supermodeling contract here I come! B) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Yahve Posted January 11, 2003 Share Posted January 11, 2003 The one thing that nobody else EVER did is what i miss today. I miss how she made time for me. call it egocentric, but i believe we shd all be entitled to it sometimes. - an eternal providor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jumbie Posted January 11, 2003 Share Posted January 11, 2003 Jumbie loves that Mulan is learning the trade Jumbie thinks it's funny that Mulan believes Middle school would be beter than Highschool Jumbie wonders if Mulan has ever heard of puberty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted January 11, 2003 Author Share Posted January 11, 2003 Goddammit Scooter, get the @#$% off the dining room table! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopDawg540 Posted January 11, 2003 Share Posted January 11, 2003 "To laugh often and much; to win the respect of intelligent people and the affection of children; to earn the appreciation of honest critics and endure the betrayal of false friends; to appreciate beauty, to find the best in others; to leave the world a little better; whether by a healthy child, a garden patch or a redeemed social condition; to know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived. This is the meaning of success." -Ralph Waldo Emerson Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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