TopDawg540 Posted January 11, 2003 Share Posted January 11, 2003 (edited) ::Cough:: Some people seem to think that I can't do what I damn well please on my own machine. I prefer to stay logged in thank you very damn much. :angry: Edited January 13, 2003 by TopDawg540 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Yahve Posted January 11, 2003 Share Posted January 11, 2003 I would take it up the ass for a scientist to invent a pill to replace sleep. No I am not gay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted January 11, 2003 Author Share Posted January 11, 2003 "I'm going to hell! ...who's comin' with me?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted January 11, 2003 Author Share Posted January 11, 2003 Ok folks, time to answer the rap lyric trivia game, if even just for TD's sake. #1) - "Yo, i drink to that, I'm the Indian giver, MC's take notes as i stand and deliver..." That was the hard one, for anyone bout me & DJ Ario X. Fief Dog of Tribe Called Quest, "Stir it up", Midnight Marauders -"Chew on a prick, and lick a million motherfuckin' cocks per second I'd rather put out a motherfucking gospel record" The modern easy one...Eminem, "My dad's gone crazy", The Eminem Show (great fucking album by the way) -"Raw, I'm a give to ya with no trivia more like cocaine straight from Bolivia..." If you don't know that one, you really don't care much for rap at all...Masta Killa of the Wu-Tang Clan, "Da Mystery of Chessboxin' ", Enter the 36 Chambers -"Ya might 'cause my style you're admirin'... don't be mad; UPS is hiring. Ya shoulda been a cop, fuck hip-hop... with that freestyle, ya bound to get shot..." Mike was close with Ladies Love Cool J "Ripper Strikes Back", a great song. Its actually Notorious B.I.G. in Craig Mack's remix of "Flava in ya ear", which also featured Busta Rhymes and LL. Ya get points for tryin, tho. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopDawg540 Posted January 11, 2003 Share Posted January 11, 2003 A Texas Folk remedy for Arthritis. Take a dead cat to a hollow tree stum with some spunk water in it. sprinkle spunk water on the afflicted area. Twirl the dead cat above your head and then throw it north. Then walk away without looking back. Seriously folks, I shit you not... ??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mulan Posted January 12, 2003 Share Posted January 12, 2003 Just watched 25th hour. Good stuff. Edward Norton is phonomenal! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted January 12, 2003 Author Share Posted January 12, 2003 Bill Hicks is right: fuck this "miracle of birth" shit, its a loud, nasty fuckin process, and one of the only biological functions I've seen that leaves a person with extra parts; you know, like when a bad mechanic works on your car. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heartlessbitch Posted January 13, 2003 Share Posted January 13, 2003 freebird (michelle's) tatoo is badass...i saw it today and it looks fucking cool can hardly wait till i turn 18 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted January 13, 2003 Author Share Posted January 13, 2003 Dear Mr Spiffytee: Be advised that while attempting to cook, my sink, for better lack of a term, threw up potato grinds on me. I'd like to thank you for making this magical moment possible. :plain: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopDawg540 Posted January 13, 2003 Share Posted January 13, 2003 Never did i foresee the day that I would enjoy waking up at 6 a.m. on a weekend. Getting the dogs fed and then climbing upstairs to my gameroom with them in tow, letting them play behind me while I play MP3's and Surf the web, Draw or whatever. All in the early morning peace and quiet before people wake and start the new day. Just a nice, peaceful, relaxing couple of hours sitting at my desk worrying about fuck all and doing whatever the hell I want with some nice background music and not a care in the damn world before the day starts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Yahve Posted January 13, 2003 Share Posted January 13, 2003 There is a distinct difference between sleeping and healing. If i could only control them better, that would be soooo cool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted January 13, 2003 Author Share Posted January 13, 2003 Alright, its been a page or so since I've mentioned my cats' antics, so i guess Id better put one here before you people get all antsy, i know its a hot topic. Thing is, early in the morning (you know, around noon) they wait by my room's door for me to arise, momentarily feigning concern for my well-being, but their intentions become obvious if i get anywhere near the kitchen. They know it takes some bargaining, as Ive other things to do in the morning, and they clearly feel this should be top priority. How they handle this matter says much about their personaities, i think. Mr. Bigglesworth - lets call him Biggie, or biggie smalls - for instance, is ver affectionate, and will follow me around and purr tho no one's touching him. He'll back his partner up a bit, but not for long, as he seems to feel its in poor taste to beg for too long, and he's somewhat patient. Now, Mr Scooter wont have any of that shit. He's tried to learn from Biggie, and realizes affection might entice me to feed them first, but i dont think he's physically able to purr. So, he tries his best to be nice, but god help him its just not in him...he rubs up against the wall closest to you, but that's as close as he can get. Should he mistakenly actuallly make contact with you, he sometimes feels the need to pause these shennanigans and quickly clean the affected area, right in front of you, and act he feels should in on way affect your decision. He also has remarkably little shame about following you into the bathroom or wherever need be to plead his case. Mr Spiffytee has suggested, in the future, I tape Scooter's feet and clothespin his tail to curb his obnoxious ways. I'll get back to you people on whether that works or not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jumbie Posted January 13, 2003 Share Posted January 13, 2003 Humanity's days are numbered B) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopDawg540 Posted January 13, 2003 Share Posted January 13, 2003 I hate windows 2000. Lousy overprotective peice of Crap! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopDawg540 Posted January 13, 2003 Share Posted January 13, 2003 (edited) Wow, I must have lost my mind and actually thought I could do as I fucking please on my own machine. So sorry my mistake, I mean the electronic community pool under my desk. Perhaps I should just make it solely my own damn machine again. :angry: Edited January 14, 2003 by TopDawg540 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted January 14, 2003 Author Share Posted January 14, 2003 "Broke the rubber, busted a nut up in your mother.... so how you feel bout havin another little brother...?" - Eminem freestyle with B.I.G. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopDawg540 Posted January 14, 2003 Share Posted January 14, 2003 So let me get this straight.... I can't Install even the Programs I need to work I can't Change any Preferances to any programs I can't even remap my keyboard to my preferred settings But... I can Download whatever I want offline I can access critical system files and alter them at will I can transfer data off CD and disk without even a virus scan WHO IN THE FUCK DESIGNED WINDOWS 2000??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted January 14, 2003 Author Share Posted January 14, 2003 That's the joint, that's the jam, turn that shit up and play it again... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spongebob Posted January 14, 2003 Share Posted January 14, 2003 I hate fucking SCHOOL 4 1/2 hours of homework last night. With my puberty remix of every song. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopDawg540 Posted January 14, 2003 Share Posted January 14, 2003 Love my new job, time just flies. I'm so busy I barely have time to post except for lunch and a few sporadic lulls in the day. Can't wait to finish up my last half day tommorow and start my Full time over there the 16th. B) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted January 15, 2003 Author Share Posted January 15, 2003 This is mr Scooter. Don't believe a word he says. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JunkerSeed Posted January 15, 2003 Share Posted January 15, 2003 Who will cry for the little boy, Antwone? bleh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopDawg540 Posted January 15, 2003 Share Posted January 15, 2003 Christ, I'm away from my desk for 5 minutes taking one of my 2 boxes to my new office and hwen i get back They've already jacked my phone, rerouted my old line, Taken my PC, Cannibalized my desk for spare parts and taken all the spare forms I didn't pack! I was amazed the cubicle walls weren't up on cinderblocks... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted January 15, 2003 Author Share Posted January 15, 2003 Did you know... the amount of electricty used in an AED (those machines we EMT's use to shock you when you've gone into certain forms of cardiac arrest; you've seen somethin similar on ER when they go "Clear!" and use the pads), while that amount can reset your cardio system if its gone out of whack & youre dead; that same amount is normally enough to stop the heart of an otherwise healty and conscious person. That's kind of ironic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted January 15, 2003 Author Share Posted January 15, 2003 Didnt wake up till 1pm, but came out a dream of being back in Cutler Ridge, big party at DJ Ario X's house. This busty cheerleader from my old academy had a strong interest in me, and for some reason my credit card was paid off... fuck this, im going back to sleep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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