Guest Yahve Posted January 15, 2003 Share Posted January 15, 2003 Damn, from Broward Boulevard to FIU Library in 55 minutes... cuttin it close but looks good this semester vroooooooom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spongebob Posted January 15, 2003 Share Posted January 15, 2003 What I CUNT hear you. Can you CUM back so I can FINGER you out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted January 15, 2003 Author Share Posted January 15, 2003 "dedicated to all the pretty girls in the world...all the ugly girls, too... I dont have a problem with you fucking me....but i do have a problem with you not fucking me.." - Ol' Dirty Bastard, lyrical genius of the Wu Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freebird Posted January 15, 2003 Share Posted January 15, 2003 i wonder what the YKK on all my zippers stand for... hmm... ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopDawg540 Posted January 15, 2003 Share Posted January 15, 2003 Isn't it funny how you can usually tell when people cuss just for the sake of cussing? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted January 16, 2003 Author Share Posted January 16, 2003 ......FUCK! No, seriously, auto insurance bill is late today if i dont go pay and the motherfuckers send my bill late... but all that doesnt matter, i've got some good friends. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jumbie Posted January 16, 2003 Share Posted January 16, 2003 So these three 12 year olds come to me cuz they';d been beat up in the playground at my school. I investigate the matter and take no action. Why not, you ask? Well, cuz it was all I could do to stop from laughing. The three little homophobes got their asses handed to them by the smaller, girlier 'fag' they were trying to bully. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted January 16, 2003 Author Share Posted January 16, 2003 One of us should compose a "greatest hits of Blargh" one day...almost 100 pages of this shit so far, been some highlights. Even voyeurs come to life here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopDawg540 Posted January 16, 2003 Share Posted January 16, 2003 The world record for finishing the Rubik's cube is 16.5 seconds. Sweet christ that has to be for opening the box... Theres NO WAY IN HELL! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jumbie Posted January 16, 2003 Share Posted January 16, 2003 Grafitti on the basement walls in my old highschool: "I'm finding pencils in the basement. Please be careful." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted January 16, 2003 Author Share Posted January 16, 2003 If you smell somethin' funny, that's just me...'cause I'm da shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopDawg540 Posted January 16, 2003 Share Posted January 16, 2003 So I finally gian the ultimate weapon in Serious Sam, the Plutonium Cannon. IT Fires these massive boulder sized atom bombs that can barrel through a herd of enemies before bouncing off a few walls and exploding. So I think Cool! Finally a way to mow down ambushes! ...was I ever wrong. Now I seem to have unleashed a Lava golem that comes in sizes from very small to Bigger than my screen can show until I'm almost out of range. AND when I fire at it it splits into more, smaller versions of itsself until its completely stamped out. ARG!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted January 17, 2003 Author Share Posted January 17, 2003 Fucksake, im off to find a dojo that's not even in my Mapsco book...if i dont ever come back or end up in Narnia or some shit, you folks will know why. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heartlessbitch Posted January 17, 2003 Share Posted January 17, 2003 so, i've taken my trig final, (a massive comprehensive booklet masquerading as a test of everything i've learned this semester), a make up test for trig (on chapter 2 for damn liner speed formulas and shit), a government final with like 80 questions (easy just tedious as shit), a psychology final (equally as easy just tedious scantron mumbo jumbo), and an english final (which was 3 essays on hamlet in a 2 hour period) tommorow is my Chemistry and Leadership final (leadership will be easy because all i will be doing is turning in my binder and playing the homosexual version of LIFE with my buddies for two hours) but i am really stressing about Chemistry... i'm sitting at an A- right now and want to keep it that way.. tommorow..if you will..is kind of important to me, see i failed chemistry last year, the same semester i'm taking now... so i don't know i'm doing it over..and so there's some stress.. i reallt want to keep my a in chem because it will look so cool on my transcript..and also because it's something i have to prove to myself so anyway just felt like bitchin thought i might as well do it in blargh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
defgoddess Posted January 17, 2003 Share Posted January 17, 2003 go leah. tomorrow, 3 oaks, 7 pm, benefits vv school district music!! bring your pets--i mean... children... never eat chicken noodle soup at quizno's. mccullogh vs. maryland: SUPREMACY CLAUSE... cherry 7-up is neonly pink... awesomeness. 89 days left of school. i hate mozart. why is my audition next saturday, and why didn't i already ask mr. tipton for help? what is wrong with me? why do i have to use a double horn now and learn fingerings? i hate procrastination!! i suck!! my frozen grandma sucks!! i need my allowance... i also need to tutor again, i'm poor i don't want a job please please... pleeeeeeeease....... i need my st. mary's letter! bitch... skidmore has reefer madness. weefer madness. ha ha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopDawg540 Posted January 17, 2003 Share Posted January 17, 2003 I lie in bed sometimes and have Zelda snuggle up to me and settle in for a nap keeping me warm while i read and I'm very happy, I really love her so much. But always in the back of my mind a small voice that never fucking goes away and always waits for these moments to whisper in my head... ...I wish Jill was here with us. :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted January 17, 2003 Author Share Posted January 17, 2003 ...stompin' in mah Air Force ones... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopDawg540 Posted January 17, 2003 Share Posted January 17, 2003 Breakfast Cassarole ROCKS! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted January 17, 2003 Author Share Posted January 17, 2003 "Here's your last few paychecks, Mr. Custer. I think there might be too many of them to be honest, can you be sure we didnt issue you the same check twice, because lately our bookeeping blah fuckin blah..." That's right. Bitch betta have my money. And shut your cockholster, ho, if you fucked up & payed my rent a lil longer its the least you could do for not givin me my 2 weeks notice. Off to go enjoy my unemployment...first anime, then Mentroid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spongebob Posted January 17, 2003 Share Posted January 17, 2003 Do I kill threads because people think I am a troll still? If so just to let you know that I have eased back on my trolling I still do it some but not much anymore? And reply to me If people don't want to say shit 'bout me then stop that I am on the board I and TD's step-son, Chrpnbrd's son, and the guy who kicks IC's ass in Mario Party. So if you ever get annoyed by me tell me to shut the fuck up. I HATE WHEN I KILL THREADS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted January 18, 2003 Author Share Posted January 18, 2003 :crossbones: "Man...i'm so broke, if a nigga rob me, he'd just be practicing." - Chris Tucker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freebird Posted January 18, 2003 Share Posted January 18, 2003 what this country needs are a few people in the government who are as smart as we were at sixteen. B) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted January 18, 2003 Author Share Posted January 18, 2003 ok, yes yes i may have had way too much to drink, this is true, but even so i just made a badass sheperd's pie, 's really good. Id share it with you, but youre not here. ??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Yahve Posted January 18, 2003 Share Posted January 18, 2003 I just had a frightening thought, I'm so getting used to the comfortable cold front hitting MIami. Its going to KILL me when it goes away and the temperature jumps up 25 degrees. Must move away soon, must live where its colder. THis temperature is awesome !! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freebird Posted January 18, 2003 Share Posted January 18, 2003 i love saturdays... how often do i get ot wake up at 1 in the afternoon... i hate stupid broads that choose guys over their friends. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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