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...Random fucking lyrics!

 

 

"And every breath that is in your lugns is a tiny little gift to me..."

 

" 's something bout the way the hair falls in your face...I love the shape you take when crawling towards the pillow case..."

 

Dont beat yourself up over it if ya dont know em, theyre both onna radio alla time anyway. Just wanted to put them up 'cause theyre in my head.

:D

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(me, maria, leah, and becky driving) *the time we were lost in the boondocs*

 

becky- my hot chocolates hot. :D

 

michelle- damnit how the fuck do i get off this road?!? :D

 

leah- the rednecks are gonna fucking kill me!!! their gonna be like ooo a terrorists lets kill her!!! :D

 

maria- (downing chocolates) im gonna be sooo sick!! :D

 

becky- my hot chocolates hot.

 

michelle- what the fuck! we are so fucking lost. im hurrying up maria! im soo sorry!

 

leah- their so gonna shoot me with their rifles!!! :D

 

maria- ahhh... i hate these hills!!!

 

becky- my hot chocolates cold... you want it maria?

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Wow first day of work on completely empty. No sleep does that to ya. I was on delayed reaction time all day. ....Hi, yeah I'm ms. chin and I'll be teaching math.

Umm... excuse me who are you talking to?

Oh.................I don't remember. Ugh...it's gotta be less hectic later on right? ???

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(me, becky, leah, and maria driving to the porn shop)

 

michelle- their soo gonna kick us out.

 

maria- yeah me and becky don't look like we're eighteen

 

becky- im gonna stay in the back

 

leah- why are there so many black people?!

 

maria- haha... yeah there's hella black people going into the porn shop

 

michelle- no their going to that club limelight or whatever next to the porn shop

 

becky- im gonna stay in the back

 

leah- damn hella black people... nigga what?!?! ((chuckles to herself while they glare at us))

 

maria- haha i know!

 

michelle- leah!! my windows aren't sound proof. and even if they weren't it wouldn't matter cause my window's ROLLED DOWN!

 

becky- im gonna stay in the back

 

leah- ah shit niggas gonna kick my ass.

 

michelle and maria- LEAH!!!!!

 

becky- im gonna stay in the back

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Mr. Spiffytee: If i smell anythin funny, that must be you, 'cause youre the shit.

Thanks a lot for alla hard work you put into the Kenshin collection - soundtrack, even! - you went above and beyond buddy, that was really cool. Utada Hikaru to boot... :D

I gotta return the favor somehow - Im assembling a collage of the Cowboy Bebop soundtracks (as well as Celebrity Jeporday SNL stuff), ill be sure to pass on copies of both when done.

PS I only think youre a narcissist 'cause you're better than me. Happy? :plain:

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had to kill a giant mutant possum today. that was fun. Lemme tell you, if I ever had to get into a fair fight with one of these these things i.e. no weapons, I don't think I'd win. Huge fuckin teeth, and they take forever to die. It was like a bad horror movie - You think he's dead and then he jumps at you.

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Today I walked into my physics class, told the kids I was tired of not getting my homework, and pulled out a realistic looking toy gun and started firing plastic balls into the class.

 

They laughed. I used the gun and balls to teach momentum.

 

I bet I'd never get away with doing something like that in an American classroom.

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