**disclaimer...I am no artist...I did this in pen...in a one subject wide ruled notebook...first draft**
It's Hansel Gaypalm of the Beanie people...he's a super sexy cloak (we might call them capes) model. (The look pictured above is called "Beanie Innocence") ...and yes it is intended to deceive.
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In his free time spends countless hours making digital love to his computer...frequently triple palming it to all the hot mens of Hondos...yes triple palm...afterall,..he loves photoshop and has recently acquired new skills with automated prosthesis (it's like real life photoshop up in this bitch!).
He has the ability to fly (which is derived from his magical beanie that he was given during his becoming a man ceremony)...yes, so that makes him kind of like a superhero...except he wears a tye-dye cape and yes the beanie matches. He has many lessons to learn though...as superheros do not use their powers to fly through the night to look through their fellow Hondonians windows...and no, it doesn't matter what continent you live on gentlemen...no one is safe...so as it's been said, "Hide your kids, Hide your wife." ~ but really, Hide yoself...cause Hansel is comin for you!
...now, 'Shut your mouth, baghead!'...lol