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The NZA

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  1. ...what does it take to impress you people?! You cant see, but im dancin right now! look i go.
  2. Uh...ive seen Momento & Lord of the Rings, so im just gonna add some of Junker's recommendations to my Netflix list & swing on back here in a few months when theyre on DVD.
  3. Wizard said they had a beta a few months back, mightve just been them tho. Ill try to find out.
  4. Oh...then, crazy-ass Riggs boinks that hot german blonde chick then after she dies he kills himself (cmon he joked about it in part 1 like 8 times), and Mclaine wins by default, plus he's John Mclaine an all.
  5. Sir, I take offense to your implications! My hench-uh, friends are free to vote in whatever way i command. Common sense must prevail in one itty bitty corner of Fight Club. Cmon folks, Braveheart was just cooler; youve voted that way like 10x before, why not now? :sobs:
  6. Ah, fine sarcasmo, mock. But in this particular case, ya oughta know it was a joke vote, like "Aunt May impales Superman with her purse" or somethin...and to hell with Skellington! Ah, i cant rank on him too much, but im no fan of Burton anyway. PS If its an Oscar nominee war it looks like they both get beat down by RingLord, who's apparently catchin 13 of em (!). I really liked it, but does anyone else think it musta been a really slow year to land that many?
  7. Anger! Sorry Chiefy, ill check my drive & see if its there or somethin, hopefully in temp internet files but i think it might be shockwave, which i cant seem to steal...argh. I liked that one too, ill contact the site & see if theyre sellin it now or somethin. For what its worth, it was funny as shit. Hey Chiefy, go check out "Pong: The Movie" on down in Q69Miner2049 The Edge, im sure youll like that one.
  8. The NZA

    *cAkE*

    *sigh* 's ok, i know im bout the only Kid Rock fan round these parts, im used to it. Gravity Kills is purdy good, Zombie's great. I agree he oughta get top dollar, he is the oldest one there with around 2x as much shit out as Kid Rock, not includin his freaky mix albums. Local H, Sevendust...dont know much bout them tho...
  9. 9-5, Mr Tim Burton avatar. Those 2 crucifiction ones are a joke, no one really belives em, its like votin for Iron Man to get raped by armadillos or somethin.
  10. No its not. Wallace wins. Just look at them polls! He's damn near doublin Maxiums, who's now speakin Eye-talian or somethin. "Two fine warriors, such a close fight" is just everyone's way of not makin him feel bad when Wallace slaughters 'im.
  11. I say... McLaine, in his badass fashion, gets beat up by anyone who knows any kind of kung fu, but then blasts em away in the end. Riggs quits, citing "Im too old for this shit." However, his partner, Danny Glover, goes on to kill a Predator "How the hell did i do that...?" Mclaine, still fightin a hangover, kills Eddie Murphy, who was busy pickin up a male hooker. "damn bush bitches!" "Yippe-ki-yay, motherfucker!"
  12. Sounds safer, but where's the customization? These things are important! Keep hearin rumors of a new OS to rival MS, that'd be cool. This one looks to be mostly a network thing tho, right? More when i finish the article.
  13. Dont matter now Yahven, this topic is added to the list of ones where your opinion is negated. Martina hotter than Ana? Youve clearly lost your damn mind.
  14. Anyway, far as Chiefy's info goes, i agree with much of it, tho its funny to see Iron Man try to waste Hulk from the sky & have him jump up & catch his ass (see Heroes Reborn Iron Man, that shit was kinda cool). Evil Iron Man fucked up the Avengers the same way Batman did the JLA once: he's smart & knew their weaknesses. I still say thses 2 got a lot in common. Im tired of seein Supes win, he's usually a lame character anyway. Fak, he got choked out once by Venom, that makes him look rather dumb (or just the writers, i guess). Regardless, here's one for Chiefy. VS
  15. Wait, did someone say somethin bout Iron Man? Tales of Suspense # 40: Iron Man takes it from the back ?
  16. I say he can help beat Ultron, the man can take down rust. Some of these are just inflatin the already-bloated fight club post #...
  17. Yeah, but then Green Arrow once found his son (the one that took over for a while when Oliver Queen was dead) doing a mix of crack/heroin, so he's got em all beat.
  18. The NZA

    *cAkE*

    I'm not likin my job right now. Ah well glad ya had a good time. Hey Junker, youre made of $ - are you goin to the Zetafest? I hear its gonna be Kid Rock, Rob Zombie, lotta other folks etc, im kinda curious.
  19. While i might agree that it borderlined on sexism, it was still a very entertainin short film. And Artistic, that sorta cock talk might fly down in your Beat em Up Club, but not here, no sir. Keep it in your pants, you sicko.
  20. Heh....ask an ye shall receive. More to come as i find em, theyre tricky...
  21. Depends on the fight. Ive seen Iron Man drink like a fish, but then there's always that one episode of Mighty Mouse where he freebases a line of coke, right outta his pocket...in a narcotics battle, the mouse gets my vote. "Bitch betta have my money"
  22. Also team 2 features Hulk, Scorpion, Buddha, Thor, , Mr. Horse, Iron Man, McDonalds, Mohammad (the prophet, + Ali), etc. Oh,and Bippo dies of AIDs before the fight starts. Let's get it on!
  23. "Nick, stop bringin up good writing! Stop it!." Man aint worth much when he cant even recognize a game of champions like horseshoes. You vote for Supes everywhere, i say that's "votin with your cock", if thats possible with a comic character. Unless its Aunt May..mmm. ...what?
  24. ...you do know that Raiden is a god of thunder too, right?
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