BigChiefSlapaho

I know you really want the asian girl back...

WELCOME TO DRUNKEN DEITIES!!!

Jane's Addiction - Just Because r0xx0r!

Chingy's song is great. It might not be Shakespear, but I like his style. And he doesn't go brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

If you haven't gotten the "Nas f Luda, Jadakiss - REMIX - Made You Look" get that.

Hit kazaalite and do a search for Halo 2. There's a bootleg video of the 8 1/2 minute trailer that was shown to the press out there... and its fingerlickingood.

There was a middle-aged guy who bought a brand new Mercedes convertible SLC. He took off down the road, flooring it up to 80 mph. and enjoyed the wind blowing through what little hair he had left on his head. "This is great," he thought and floored it some more.

He looked in his rear view mirror and there was a Florida Highway Patrol Trooper behind him, blue lights flashing and siren blasting. "I can get away from him with no problem" thought the man and he floored it some more and flew down the road at over 100 mph.

Then he thought, "What am I doing? I'm too old for this kind of thing" and pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the State Trooper to catch up with him.

The Trooper pulled in behind the Mercedes and walked up to the man. "Sir, "he said looking at his watch. "My shift ends in 30 minutes and today is Friday the 13th. If you can give me a reason why you were speeding, that I've never heard before, I'll let you go."

The man looked back at the Trooper and said, "Last week my wife ran off with a State Trooper, and I thought you were bringing her back.

"The State Trooper said, "Have a nice day."

::strolling through memory lane::

Yeah, I see it now.

It was all cool & fun & games... right until page 6 / 7.

Anyways, I realize now I had alot to do with the atmosphere of the room. My posts were quite harsh, reading them over again now. I really didnt' mean them that way, and I was laughing my head off when I read all your rhymes and tried to take them all in. After a while it was just too much. I swear each rough post was in jest, but I see how words which carry no tone can be dangerous.

I got into a situation where I was reading these posts between massive study sessions and couldn't keep up or respond how I'd like to have done. So I threw shit out there and it came out wrong alot. Inside I was happy as hell to see all the rhymes being thrown out... I just didnt' have time to type an approval then.

Anyways... as moderator of this region of the World Wide Web, I will make it my duty to rebuild this section and the rest of the lyricist lounge for others to partake in its glory and art.

Time and time again...

Should've sticked w/ baldy, Nick. Suits your style more... a thinker, rather than a do-er

I'm calling Shenanigans.

There's no way Nick turned out to be Wolverine by answering those questions truthfully. He probably turned out to be Dazzler at first, then quickly changed his responses.

You are Cyclops!

You are attractive and strong, in a boy scout republican sort of way. You are set firm in your beliefs, which is not necessarily a bad thing. But often when faced with a conflicting opinion you become defensive and angry and prone to conflict. You like to be a leader, but you must acknowledge that there are some situations which others are better fit to deal with than yourself.

I have that trading card too... Marvel Masterpieces. Good stuff.

*spoilers aplenty*

So what did you guys think? I personally thought it was weird but really good. Thought the dog scene was cool but a little too nasty, then again it wasn't a kids movie so I guess it was neat. The whole dad thing ended really stupid. Felt forced a bit. Anyways, if you've seen it, post your thoughts.

I give it:

out of 4 Hulks.

Bubb Rubb Gets Down

Yeah.

Well, I gots me a new camera! The pics begin Monday!

The 25 Top Dumbest Moments In Gaming History

Oh man. This one brought a tear to my eyes. Ton's of memories & funny stories. Remember the Atari Jaguar? What about Duke Nukem Forever that NEVER SHOWED UP. Great article.

Ew... not hump on it... Hump IT.

Oh, but I DO have a camera!

Yeah, a list... I like famous inanimate objects, like Ronald McDonald's statue, or the huge concrete penis statue @ FIU. That would be cool, get some girls to hump on that for a pic.

We could hump Yahve's hair!

Auto-flatterer

Makes you feel all good for a few seconds.

You people are lame. We can beat them I tell ya!!

I would've put the Giraffe in the fridge in pieces if you ask me. Probably wouldn't taste too bad either.

--- The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and will tell you whether you are qualified to be a "professional. " Scroll down for each answer. The questions are NOT that difficult.

1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?

The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.

2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?

Did you say, " Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the refrigerator? " (Wrong Answer) Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your previous actions.

3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend except one. Which animal does not attend?

Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there. This tests your memory.

OK, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your true abilities.

4. There is a river you must cross but it is inhabited by crocodiles. How do you manage it?

Correct Answer: You swim across. All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting. This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.

According to Anderson Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the professionals they tested got all questions wrong. But many preschoolers got several correct answers. Anderson Consulting says this conclusively disproves the theory that most professionals have the brains of a four year old.