BigChiefSlapaho

The Realest Beaner to the beat BIG & 50 Cent - My Nigga

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I love beaners!... I love beaners, cause beaners are me!!

It's only natural to love that which is me...

I love watchin' beaners go through changes...

I love watchin' beaners shoot the shit w/ other beaners...

::continues rambling a/b beaners::

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KOS, this is for you baby!

I got you scared like a hooker running from the cops,

look like a Milk ad from suckin' so much fuckin' cock.

I'm not intimidated by your techniques of shock,

Load my glock, now lets see how many cops I rock.

One by one, I knock bitches out somethin' nice,

your crew's got the street cred of Vanilla Ice.

Look twice, bitch I'll deplete you like my bank account,

It's paramount, when I rhyme the bitches start to shout

like "Oh my god!" The King has returned,

don't lie, you know faggots in MCIII is plain scurrd.

Damn you herrd, I'm rockin' bitches like an avalanche...

Makin' MCIII & Patos Malos shit they' pants!

They see me comin', like the Pointer Sisters they "Jump Up",

Lookin' round for skillz, deep down those bitches suck.

Take a chance, my rhymes will put you in a freakin' trance,

while I make your girl jiggle like a booty dance.

Take a quick look at the odds of beating me, dog.

I'd put my money on "Benny goes to synagogue."

Or how about this one, "Jumbie drops a battle rap."

or "JMT doesn't ruin this thread by talkin' crap."

Whatever the case, you better have your shit ready,

I'm like a machete, I'll cut you down & leave you bloody,

Just gimme the money, the bitches and the fame

and I'll let the Patos & MCIII keep the change.

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I'm the realest beaner,

Don't try to act like you don't feel this beaner,

I'll make your girl do tricks upon my weener,

Chiefy's a beaner, here comes the neener, I'm the winner and the beaner fo' sho'!

I'm the realest beaner,

Don't try to act like you don't feel this beaner,

You need a microscope to find your weener,

Chiefy's a beaner, here comes the neener, I'm the winner and the beaner fo' sho'!

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Don't think the Patos are immune to my fire,

one listen, your head just blows out like a Firestone tire.

First Ario comes out like his shit is worth,

I left him stunned & I think he got his feelins hurt.

...Man... who the ::bleep:: is Duado?

Just another dumb duck I lay flat inside my enchilado.

The way you rhyme, it reminds me of Mystikal, (yeah!)

you grabbed one line & dropped 150 syllables. (dammit...)

I'm sorry, I didn't get what you were sayin',

seen retards write better rhymes, fool, I ain't playin!

And IC? You better start writin' your own rhymes,

I'll have your girl moaning like its Muslim prayer time.

Face to the east and just assume the position,

I'm-a buck up all you faggots til I run out of ammunition.

Leave you wishin' - that I'd just leave you alone,

make like Destiny's Child & change the number on your freakin' phone.

Heard they call R-E-F's coochie - the "Dirty South",

took 10 men w/ sandblasters just to clean her out.

Didn't know Patos Malos recruit mascots,

the seal keeps clappin', I think I'll let Freebird take the shot.

::pow!:: And that's a real cali girl for ya,

mess with the skillz, she'll leave you past tense like Tom Sawyer.

Call the lawyers, this beaner's breaking all the rules,

Slappin' fools, makin' haters regret what they choose.

I never lose - I just let you win,

leave your baby momma with a nut shot right across her chin,

...and won't even hand her a towel,

stick it in her ::bleep::, make her eyes open like a freakin' owl.

<chorus>

I'm the realest beaner,

Don't try to act like you don't feel this beaner,

You should see what your girl does to my weener,

Chiefy's a beaner, here comes the neener, I'm the winner and the beaner fo' sho'!

I'm the realest beaner,

Don't try to act like you don't feel this beaner,

Go take some classes you just a begeener,

Chiefy's a beaner, here comes the neener, I'm the winner and the beaner fo' sho'!

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(It's been a while but I think I got a good one down)

I think its safe to say that one was a pure

I was thinking of a freestyle thing..

Each post would start off w/ the chorus 2X

"If you had 24 hours to live, just think.

where would you go, what would you do, who would you screw?

And who would you want to notify,

or would you ass deny that your ass's about to die.

If you had 24 hours to live, just think.

where would you go, what would you do, who would you screw?

And who would you want to notify,

or would you ass deny that your ass's about to die."

And then roll into some cool ass freestyle. Whadayathink?

I have to apologize, I haven't been able to follow this thread well this week. I have a lot of catching up to do. I'm working on an assignment now, I'll be done soon, I hope I'll have time to defend myself...

Had an idea tho... for IC, Freebird, anyone else who wants to enter... was hearing a classic, Ma$e - 24 Hours to Live... you think we could do a reprise of that one?

You know... since we're in the spirit of moving things... I think Blargh should be moved to the Crap Shack a la Word Association...

And IC's missing PC's in the animated icon for Nintendorks.

No way... that shit rocks....

OH WAIT... I got it.... good one tho.

Tonight, I study... soon, you will all be sent to school.

Not touching that with a 20 foot pole.

GP ARE YOU WITH MAH!!

(oh yeah, we havin' church we ain't goin nowhere)

GP ARE YOU WITH MAH!!

(oh yeah, we havin' church we ain't goin nowhere)

Forgot about Chief over Mobb Deep - Quiet Storm

intro:

Yeah... it's all fucked up now...

you gay ducks... you forgot about Chief...

it's all fucked up now...

Did you really... forget who started this shit?

Well... I'm-a make you all remember...

...Today seems to be hate Chief day,

took a glance at your rhymes just to see what you would say.

Amazing! Finally, a rhyme you didn't copy!

You think that your weak style is something that will stop me?

Look at me, I sum up your biggest fear.

I've abused you so much I'm almost out of ideas.

The whiteness is old, the gayness, too easy,

but every time you bust a rhyme the readers get queasy,

sick to their stomach, readin' all types of complicated nonsense.

Bitch, I practice straight excellence...

...Ask Ario, that Pato spent an hour

trying to see how many of my rhymes he could devour,

copy on his notepad, you think I don't know?

Just call me Shakespeare cause I influenced your flow.

The originator, none greater, back to the beginning,

my flows'll change the globe, make the Pope start sinning.

Your rhymes are straight stupid like a Jim Carrey flick,

keep staring at the Wizard while your ho sucks my dick...

...All of IC's crew? Straight bury them,

Robitussin claps like a seal at the sequarium. (ar! ar! ar!)

...And Ario's still hidin,

48 hours later, the fears trembling inside him.

...Enough to make him wet his little pampers,

You need some maxi-pads, ho? I'll drive you down to Eckerds.

So go back & check page 1.

My style's illuminating, like staring at the sun.

Ain't playin' wit you partna', you think I need a team?

I can eat a plate of Patos w/ a side of ice cream.

chorus:

Cause I'm the truth kid,

'nuff to have your shit split,

turn you into liquid,

have you on my dick straight addicted.

Chief's in your ear, bring the raw uncut.

Watch the Patos flock around cause its never enough.

I'm the truth kid,

'nuff to have your shit split,

turn you into liquid,

have you on my dick straight addicted.

Chief's in your ear, bring the raw uncut.

Watch the Patos flock around cause its never enough.

KOS, your rhymes are amateur.

I stand alone. I'll take on anybody.

I'm bout to go home... when I do, its on. Dead ducks everywhere.

Come test dis, booyah.

Oh mah goodness.

They're coming! FINALLY!

Good rhyme KOS!!! But, can your crew handle IC's patos?

... that was the nastiest thing I've ever seen in my fucking life. I'll be right back, I'm just going to vomit until I pass out.

My list:

DreamWeaver MX

FireWorks

Flash MX

.NET

Photoshop 7.0

" I thought I knew what love was,

what did I know.

Those days are gone forever,

I should just let em' go but..." - Don Henley

Guys, Tangent Man is sure to come whoop on us. Make more topics!!

Yeah, we DID play... it was at one of the dork parties last year. Whooped on you & Yahve... NO CHALLENGE!!

Do I have to eat this one too?!?

This game looks phat.

I dont' know... but they keep mentioning Killer Bees on their tracks.

Anyhow. Either together or on solo projects, you can expect good things from these guys. Their raps are not about $$ or cars or livin' the big life... there's alot of comedy, fury, poetry, and fun in their music. Method Man's signed to Def Jam w/ Redman, the best label in hip-hop bar none... Ol' Dirty Bastard's albums both did well... GZA's first album had a good single, but I didnt' follow his career that much.

I'm willing to say WU TANG has over 10 members now... lets see:

RZA / Razor

GZA / Genius

Method Man

Ol' Dirty Bastard

U-God

Raekwon the Chef

Ghost Face Killa

Inspecta Deck

the two guys from Mobb Deep - Prodigy & the other guy

there's gotta be more...

Man, i'm going to fall asleep waiting for the Patos Malos to come back.

Now I know I'm not seeing IC & Ario just sitting in this thread doing nothing... I expect the two of you will tag team the hell out of me...

BRING IT PATOS!

Sittin' Ducks to the beat of Nas - Ether

I - shoot at them ducks like hunters

WILL - beat you in any venue

NOT - pretend I'm bein' freindly

LOSE - I'll prove you lost already

Somebody sent me a warning, but when i saw your rhymes

yo, it made me think the Dixie Chicks were touring.

Your style's fake, unbelieveble, don't think that you hot.

Or I'm-a open duck season, boy prepare to be shot.

You belong behind a trumpet, just put the mic down,

you look like a clown, i'll run your silly ass out of town.

Go 'head, gather your warriors, to me that's just fine,

I got enough time to whoop every ass into line

and I ain't afraid to bring it... just ask Hi-C,

that bitch confronted me, now he's at the bottom of the sea.

He had to run-tel-dat like Martin, my style was too much,

too unique, I leave MC's without words to speak.

My style's evolved like a paramecia...

step up to the task, I'll have your crew straight paraplegia.

You ain't never seen a Mexican flow like this,

I'll bag your chick, and hit it like Gorillas in the Mist, cause

I - shoot at them ducks like hunters

WILL - beat you in any venue

NOT - pretend I'm bein' freindly

LOSE - I'll prove you lost already

Last i heard, you got a nice job at Club Twist,

spinnin' music for them fags. Yo, I was told this,

you were workin' over time, straight extracurricular.

Makin' the manager happy playing with his testicular.

I've been eating MC's since this threads inception,

been makin' momma's wish they would've used protection.

Now they wanna run up in here w/ some Patos Malos,

Man, I'm Mexican! I'll put a Pato in my enchilado

and eat that bird raw, son. There ain't no stoppin' me,

I'm just too beautiful. Stop! Someone take a picture of me,

I'm timeless... a phenom... all will remember

the day ChiefSlapaho came into town & dismembered

every single wanna-be M-C that ever stood, in my way.

I'm like a T-Bone... I taste - so - GOOD.

Take Hi-C, Robitussin, and the rest of them ducks

and get the flock out of my road 'fore you get hit by a truck, cause.

I - shoot at them ducks like hunters

WILL - beat you in any venue

NOT - pretend I'm bein' freindly

LOSE - I'll prove you lost already