BigChiefSlapaho

Means "bad faggots"

In some lesser Spanish idioms, it means "bad ducks"

Nah... kiddin. For real, it means bad ducks, but... you know how ducks waddle

Well, if you're ready, your welcome to try me on for size. I won't dissappoint, just look at the way I ate... ate... ate MC's before!!

Haha hiddentalentz are leashin out...... :werd:

::snaps fingers a la poetry corner::

that was deep. I liked it.

Now, don't wander 'round here unprepared, you just might get battled.

... its big...

are you talking bout just the backseat?!

 

haha... now that's how you work it... B)

Don't make me have to go back into my LL libraries & do a spin on I Need Love...

... its big... got leather too.

C'mon, I was kiddin'. Not that psycho.

i love you Freebird! Have my children!

What? Where'd that come from?

You wouldn't happen to like coming down to Miami, would ya? :shifty:

I have another one in the works...

... I'm willing to say that those 4 specific raps were good enough to be put on the front page.

... awww... see that? Now you made me get my keyboard all sticky... dammit... :approve:

If Def, Heartless, Freebird & Dinghy dont check out the battle raps today, I'm going to throw a fit.

PART 3!!! Def Goddess!!

I went to hit Denny's for an appetizer sampler,

It's 5 in the mornin' but it really don't matter.

Niggaz is hungry, we spent all night drinkin',

but when we saw this girl, we all started thinkin'.

Something about this chicky really caught my eye

and my eye started dropping straight down to her thigh.

A cute white girl with some nice eye-liner.

And as I hit the bathroom, I crept up behind her.

Tapped her on the shoulder, gave her a grin.

She gave an angry look like she'd knock me on my chin.

I said "I'll take you on a platta"...

She said "You got a girl!", I said "It don't matta'!"

I said "Listen baby, don't get upset,

I was starin' at your booty & it made my pants wet."

Could it be the honesty? I cant' say,

10 minutes later, she was having her way.

My pants around my ankles, she gave it a peck.

It made me have a spasm all the way to my neck.

I had her in the Jeep, legs spread wide.

On that big booty, I took a free ride.

Buckin' like a Bronco, tried to hang on.

Head hit the roof, my vision was gone.

Two hours later, suspension worn out.

She said she had to pee, so I kicked her out.

Blew her a kiss as I drove from the diner,

having flashbacks of being up inside her.

Lauren was incredible, insatiable, deadly.

The way she worked that booty was completely unfriendly.

Walked into the house, looked at my watch.

I couldn't believe it was 8 o'clock.

There stood Leah, tappin' her feet.

I said, "Sorry ma', I tried to be discrete..."

But Lauren's got a big ol butt.

I know I told you I'd be true...

But Lauren's got a big ol butt

so I'm leaving you.

Goddess' got a big ol butt.

I know I told you I'd be true...

But Goddess' got a big ol butt

so I'm leaving you.

::pass to IC::

TO THE GIRLS OF DD... FREEBIRD'S GOT A BIG OL' BUTT to the beat of LL Cool J - Keisha's got a Big Ol' Butt

I was at the mall, checkin' out the movies.

Staring at the girlies with the big ol' booty's.

Bought a big pretzel, put alot of salt on it,

Turned & bought a soda, then decided to walk it.

That's when I seen her, headed my direction.

The way that girl walked straight gave me an erection.

I asked her for her name, her name was Michelle.

Don't ask me 'bout that booty, cause dog that booty's swell.

I whispered in her ear, "Mamasita, you the shit."

It brought out a smile... she gave me a kiss

on the cheek but just the feelin' made me want to pass out.

Invited her to dinner, and then to hang out.

Showed up at her house, quarter past 8.

I ask if she's hungry, she says she just ate.

Grabs me by my arm... rips off my shirt.

Made love all night 'til our whole body hurt.

I was spankin' her & thankin' her, chewin' her & doin' her.

Laughin' cause my girl didn't know that I was screwin' her

After 4 hours, rolled over fell asleep.

That girls booty makes a man go weak.

When I got home, my girl caught me by surprise.

She was real upset... looked me in the eyes.

That's when it happened, I couldnt' hold it in.

I had to let her know, that I'd do it again.

Cause Freebird's got a big ol butt.

I know I told you I'd be true.

But Freebird's got a big ol butt,

so I'm leaving you.

Freebird's got a big ol butt.

I know I told you I'd be true.

But Freebird's got a big ol butt,

so I'm leaving you.

::pass to IC::

I think the game is cool, but I'm no good at it.

I lost all skill at old school combo systems when I started kickin' all ass @ Marvel vs. Capcom... Ask spiffy, I creamed him in his own house.

S' funny... I think this post has more visitors & replies than IC's Manifesto. (huh? what's that?)

So, who's rap is the best so far people?! Pick some.

Well.. i logged onto that forum from school, I'll have to get you the URL exactly later. Try it without the S or something?

Um... did you say Gary Coleman?

Man, there ain't no comin' back from the X.

I found this one

http://www.rudeforums.com

Ruff Poster's Roll to the beat DMX - Ruff Ryder's Anthem

Stop!... Drop!

Shut'em down, open up shop.

Oh!... No!

That's how Chief Slapaho rolls.

Stop!... Drop!

Shut'em down, open up shop.

Oh!... No!

That's how Chief Slapaho rolls.

Bitches wanna rap. What?

Straight up talkin' crap. What?

Two shots in their back. What?

Better off smokin' crack. What?

Don't ever come step to me

Can't you see I'm threatening?

I'll have to put an end to thee,

with some lyrical chemistry.

Who said you could rhyme? What?

That faggot was lyin'. What?

You follow my design. What?

Your whole style's mine. What?

Nothing you do is original,

IC, here your virginal,

I'ma cut you up all surgical

and leave you sleepin vertical.

You just like the rest. What?

All bird, but no chest. What?

Better wear a vest. What?

Before I come & test. What?

I'll put one in your eye. What?

Three more in your thigh. What?

The DD boards are mine. What?

Bitch go hide & cry. What?

Cause you called the thunda'. What?

I'm coming from above ya'. What?

Ain't noone left to hug ya'. What?

Go ask Sponge to fuck ya'. What?

That might make you happy, What?

I bet you'll get all clappy. What?

Bet you'll call him pappy, What?

and sit upon his lappy. What?

Stop!... Drop!

Shut'em down, open up shop.

Oh!... No!

That's how Chief Slapaho rolls.

Stop!... Drop!

Shut'em down, open up shop.

Oh!... No!

That's how Chief Slapaho rolls.

Man! Look who you done pissed off!

Bitch you better back off. What?

Freebird'll make you jack off while

my slugs will rip your back off.

Another dead white guy

They should call it a hate crime,

Or "attack on a minority",

Bitch, your style's borin' me.

Without me you're silly, What?

like Usher w/ no Chili. What?

Gay men make you giddy. What?

Your whole style's shitty. What?

If I wasn't around, What?

you'd straight up pound the ground. What?

You'd need another idol. What?

Wind up taking Midol. What?

You'd need a man to follow. What?

Cause your rap style's hollow.What?

TD would call it "Malo". What?

I'd beat you with a palo. What?

That's Spanish for a stick. What?

I'd beat you with my dick. What?

But, you'd probably like it and

you might reach out & bite it.

I'm the best you ever seen,

my style's like guillotine.

Call you out like Mean Jean and

then straight rip out your spleen.

This battle is done. What?

If you couldn't tell, I won. What?

Advice for you son. What?

Go home & suck your thumb!

Oh My G-IZZOD, Freebird pulled the Snow White out at you! BIATCH!

We need to start a web-hunt for the URL's with the best, funniest forum images out there. I know there are some forums out there that SOLELY are devoted to making these images, lets see who can find the best place to go

Right now I know http://www.lamer.net is a good one to start from.

GAY LIKE DAT to IC, to the beat Diggable Planets - Rebirth of Slick

::snap.... snap.... snap.... snap....::

Nick, is the gay guy with the light skin.

Can't get laid, so he tries to run up in,

his cats, cause they fat, and they all nice & hairy.

Reminds him of the last time he saw a poonany.

Slides, down a pole, cause he likes to rub on it,

Guys, point & laugh, can't believe that he did it.

Girls, wonder why, left eye is goin blinky.

Tries to run game, in the club, all stinky.

Boy's, seen more dick than Christina Aguilera.

Walks, in the door, girls say "sayonara".

Tries to bust a rhyme, but they come out fakin'.

Better off eating pancakes with "just bacon!"

Don't, come at me, my style is bonafide.

Yours, weak as hell, lil puta run & hide.

Comin' from the bottom with nothin' but the hits,

Girls rub they ass, the rest shake they tits but...

I'm cool like that, I'm cool like that, I'm cool like that, I'm cool like that

Your gay like that, Your gay like that, Your gay like that, Your gay like that,

I'm cool like that, I'm cool like that, I'm cool like that, I'm cool like that

Your gay like that, Your gay like that, Your gay like that, Your gay

Sponge, is the little boy w/ the vibrator,

stuck, in his ass, while he sucks a now-or-later.

Nick, put it there, just to watch him go "Owwie!"

15, years old, but at this he is a pro-(ie).

Free-bird's a girl, once tried to drop a rhyme.

Used to work the block, now she's back doing time.

Boys, watch out, she's p-p-p-p-poison

bad, fo' yo' health, Freebird bring's the noise-(en)

In class of '97, this boy wore a mullet.

Don't, believe me? I got scanned pics to prove it

Used to run around, with, 50 pounds of gel,

to, keep his hair, pushed back lookin' swell.

Liked to blow kisses at the guys down the hall,

used to get A's by suckin' teacher's balls.

Boy, don't ever try to step in my dome,

Ask Freebird how I zone, "Man, straight Roy Jones."

But I'm peace like that, I'm peace like that, I'm peace like that, I'm peace like that.

You suck like that, You suck like that, You suck like that, You suck like that

I'm peace like that, I'm peace like that, I'm peace like that, I'm peace like that.

You suck like that, You suck like that, You suck like that, You suck

::snap... snap... snap... snap::

Try Rogue Spear and all its Expansions, they're great.... THEN get your butt into Ghost Recon. Not the X-Box version, I played it, it sucks.

Ghost Recon is like Rainbow Six in a 4 mile long outdoor map. Just you, 5 other guys, NO PRE-PLANNING, and the trees & birds... in the middle of fucking nowhere... in the dark... and here comes a Jeep carrying 10 bad guys w/ haven't noticed your sniper huddled in a ball wearing trees for camoflauge... yeah... like that.

One straight rock block of nothing but AC/DC. That's what we played! One guitar, one drumset, one computer... nothing but the devil on our side.

He'll be dat! Callin' out SpongeBob to the beat = Redman - I'll Be Dat

Your first name must be "He's gay",

cause every time you make a post girls scream out "He's gay!"

He'll be dat, He'll be dat, He'll be dat, He'll be dat

Your middle name must be "dumb bitch",

cause every time you say a word, you get slapped like a dumb bitch.

He'll be dat, He'll be dat, He'll be dat, He'll be dat

2 minutes to write this rhyme, so when I'm done

I hope you realize its hopeless to challenge mine.

I watched your faggit ass dance all over the board,

Sell yo' booty to the Irish like you was a whore.

When you gonna stop pretending that you're really straight?

Girls offer you pussy, but you already ate

a big bowl of huge dicks with a side of nuts.

Boy, you messed with a pitt bull but you just a mutt!

Girls smell it, and we can see it,

There ain't an ounce of hetero in you, now its time you believe it.

If SpongeBob aint' gay, then Nick ain't white,

and Superman loves dildos made of kryptonite.

Take your ass back to Nick bashin', while your at it,

start a new post askin' IC for tongue lashin'.

Bet the thought of that made you hot.

Reach down between your legs, touch your clit & tickle your G-spot.

Now, I know IC ain't straight, but before he fucks you

my boy will straight up do the Brooklyn Shake.

And that's a dancin' caucasian.... Boy...

take your ass to the salon & get your nails done by an asian.

AND I'M OUT!!!!!

::the crowd goes insane!!::