BigChiefSlapaho

Man i really wish more people would try this out. TD, call out your brother or something. Yahve, give it a shot, even though you dont' really follow hiphop, you're smart enough to swing this easily. I'm running out of competitors here!! WHO WANTS SOME!??!

That's cool I guess. It has to leave Fight Club then... and with all the shit talkin' we've done, is that appropriate?

Thanks for the compliment. Give it a shot!

...come to think of it, I'd love to see Junker & TD face off in a battle rap. That would kick much ass...

ADMIN-DAY over Method Man - Judgement Day

As I walk through the DD threads,

2 dead fags on the champion's chest.

The target? Y-A-H-V-E.

Runs this site but can't get no respect.

Makes all the ho's crawl out the window,

befo' he starts to dance, bitch, run for the do'.

Choc'late mixed with the cheese, like crack.

"Its from hell", watch his lips go smack.

Bastard, Quake, got the railgun, yes.

Talk so much my ears got nothin' left.

Java's dead wrong, code's too long.

Falls asleep & takes hits of the bong.

See his index? See his thumb?

All worn down from mas-ter-ba-tion.

Spicy food leaves his whole shit numb.

Hmmm, that his feet? Smells like fish.

Ladies, don't dare fuck with the hair,

Chief ain't playin' over here... playa!

Only one way, the DD way,

his beeper's beepin', ADMIN DAY!

I've had this remix on my brain all day. Hope Yahve can understand it.

'S funny... The Bad Guy just posted a battle rap and called out at least 3 people... none of which have responded.

Besides the fact that I just whooped on IC twice and TD's got his too.

::and the crowd goes wild throwing gang signs in the air & busting gunshots in no particular order!!::

That was great! I think you got me on that one... CLIT PIERCED?!? Where'd that come from?

IC. Better off callin' this guy Hi-C,

he's fruitier than the produce section of my local grocery.

You know you liked it!

Oh you little hoooooooooochie!! You went & hit the bald jokes 4X in one rap! Damn you to hell!

BEATIN' ON A WHITE MAN to the beat of Wu-Tang - Triumph

IC ain't got the balls to call noone out,

been hiding like a bitch for 10 posts, without a doubt

this mans the biggest homosexual to ever hit the block.

Put some lube on my glock, you'll be suckin' like a cock.

IC. Better off callin' this guy Hi-C,

he's fruitier than the produce section of my local grocery.

Prancin' like a queen-a. A male ballerina.

Lisp some words at me and your new name will be Ms. Tina,

Turner. Beat you down like my name was Ike.

Forget about the pussy, its the dick that you like.

I'm straight up giving beatings to these ho's like I'm Mike,

Tyson, runnin' through you like my name's M. Bison.

You try to block, but you just get sent up into flames,

Man, you told me you were good. I thought you played this game?

Puts the consoles up like its better than a PC,

Man your shit is greasy, does a keyboard leave you dizzy?

A mouse is just too hard for a controller boy to handle,

but catch me in a Tekken game, your ass I will dismantle.

See, I can bring it wherever you'd like to throw it down.

Smack you 'round, make you move to ANOTHER town.

But Texas is good for you, they've got steers & queers,

'tween the animals and fags, you'll be living there for years!

.......... done wid it.

E-DIDDY CALLS OUT THE FREEBIRD (since she's the only girl with guts enough to throw down and I respect that tremendously) set to the beat of Eminem - Nail in the Coffin

Listen little girl, I think that you got lost

Disney land is over that way, get your wires crossed

before you ever decide to step up in my dimension,

I'll leave your ass back in school cryin' in detention.

Not to mention, I'll demolish everything in sight,

behold my might, I'll have you blind lookin' for a flash light.

Time's up girl, the buzzer just went off,

I'm kickin' rhymes so fuckin' sick it'll give you a cough.

Not too many girls on DD are truly cool,

but you had guts to drop a rhyme, now lets see who can rule.

IC is a tool, and TD dropped the ball,

I'm putting severed heads on plaques up against my wall.

Will you be the next item in my trophy case?

I'll break your neck, cut you up & stick you in a suitcase.

Show these other fools you know how to drop a rhyme,

don't wait for heartless to drop, you'll waste your freakin' time.

All in the spirit of competition! Come on girly girl, respond to my challenge!

TD - that was good tho... you did great, not being a big hip hop fan & all. But GODDAMIT the young'n jokes gotta end!!! Do you wanna see who I'm with now?!? DO YOU?!?!

FreeBird - That was a good shot! Too bad you weren't directing your assault to anyone here, but you have talent girl!

TD - ::remembers Al B Sylk:: "Well at least you tried so Chief must clap, you gotta try again when you can do a real rap. You'z a dodo head, a dodo head, a dodo head, you'z a dodo head!"

Take defeat in silence punk... peace all, I'm out.

im better than you'll ever be.. so peace bitch im out

sounds familiar!

Damn, that did come out harsh.. whadayathink?

Ok I got one more in me...

T D's are W A C K set to the beat of LL Cool J - 4, 3, 2, 1 the REMIX

Here's a guy, says he's the Topdawg, really he's not,

Hittin' on men constantly, one day bet he'll get shot.

Got married, tried to cover up that he's a queeny,

Dancin' in the gay clubs, caged, dressed up as a geenie.

Your little wack style couldn't intimidate me, son,

Have you shittin' your pants begging for mercy even without my gun.

On the one-by-one, I drop hard shit like constipation,

better buy your ticket and make a break for the train station.

I'm comin' into Dallas looking to roll 2 fuckin' heads,

the white guy's already bent over, you better fuckin' play dead

or I'm-a come up on you like I was a muthafuckin' animal,

tear your whimpy throat out like I was Hannibal the Cannibal.

How you gonna say that Gemstone is the shit?

Went to the site, looked around, nothing really exists!

All the characters, imaginary, made up in your head!

Better turn the lights out & crawl your ass back into bed.

and I'm DONE with it.

Bad ass rimlick what? Just kidding.

Give it a shot. Call her out & give her a good beat down. Go find a good slow hip hop instrumental & play it to give yourself an idea of the beat & give it a shot!

... damn IC, you got me good. What do the people say? Who won on that exchange?

Chief calls out IC

Dude's so white he can't even come out in sunlight,

Girls, shit they pants, pick up & start to run at first sight.

What's up with that eye, always dartin' to the side of you?

You'd have your back to me & still know if I was behind you.

Boy, watch yourself, dont' let me catch you in the dark,

Set your legs on fire, have you lookin' like Joan of Arc.

Couldn't hang in MIA, ran over to the wild wild west,

Stay running to the gym trying to get rid of your bird chest.

Heard your a fireman now. Hey, blow your horn!

We all know secretly your a fluffer for gay porn.

And speakin' of fluffers, are your two kitties cushy?

Hope so, cause that's the last time you ever gonna see pussy.

Damn, I think from bustin' up this punk ho I got a cramp,

So I'll be nice & retire as the undefeated champ.

You screwed now son, Eminem couldn't save you anyway.

Go home & write something, save it for a rainy day.

DONE! BIATCH!

After much persuasion from my dear buddy IC, I've decided to go ahead & start a hip-hop thread. But, rather than start a thread that copies other people's lyrics & talks junk about hip-hop artists, I thought that it would be better to bring hip-hop back to its Bronx roots of what is known as The Battle Rap.

Contestants in the battle rap thread will abide by these rules:

1) Call out an opponent or aka your target.

"Chief calls out IC."

2) No more than 24 lines at a time. Example:

bla bla bla bla bla /

bla bla bla bla blo / that's 2 lines

Optional: Pick a backbeat to set your rap to. Contestants are encouraged to download the song & see how your rap fits with the beat. If no beat is provided, the default beat should be MOBB DEEP - QUIET STORM... go get it.

Lets see who'll get the ball rolling...

**UPDATE**

The thread has been expanded to also include freestyles. That's right, pick up the mic & drop a nice freestyle, then pass them mic when you're done with it. Same concept, pick a beat, write a rhyme, then pass it on.

Oh yeah, its definitely copy protected. Go to gamecopyworld.com to see how to do it.

Maybe someone can buy Yahve's copy? He's not playign anymore.

Doubt it. Yahve never played w/ an amazon. Only w/ assassins, barbarians & necros.

But... what are the odds, another goof ball named Yahve

http://www.kicken.com/funnyfiles/WackoJacko.swf

And IC, so you know, the button for HTTP & IMG aren't working for me here.

First of all. The game & the expansion are pretty cheap now, $20 or less. We're waiting for the 1.10 patch release, so nows a good time to start up & learn the ropes before they change the game again. Plus, you know Bliz doesn't charge for b.net.

And yes, I appreciate the new appearance, except that it doesn't equally reflect the merger between console & PC. Or arcade for that matter.

Yeah I played with him. Started up a little druid for fun. Good to have a partner again.

"... while you're down there, would you pierce my smurf? Then pierce her smurf?"

Do yourself a big favor. Go to your kazaa / kazaalite & do a search on the SMURFS. You'll come across one or two hits that say SNL - The Anna Nicole Smurfete Show, or something to that effect. Please, do humanity a favor, download this vid & play it!

Oh my god, add that image to the DD avatars, I think I'm making a switch!