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Next of Kin
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For MLB. Ricci's pretty much still in this type of style
And McBeal's never been the same since.
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Now that I sit here & think about it. I could do that.
I could grab her by the back of her head, wrap her hair around my hand, pulling back with all my might. Then, I could leap up and Rock-Bottom her face first through the plate glass kitchen table in her dining room. Maybe then I'll be more relaxed.... Yeah... I feel more relaxed already.
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Sneakers
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Ok, first update on this in a long freakin' time. Here's the deal. The COH site has been quiet for a bit, haven't been uploading a whole lot of information, but just enough for us to know they're not out of business or anything.
Expecting a huge display of their product @ this year's E3. After which, the beta may or maynot be released.
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Sure, we'll have to set that up.
Also, was wondering if we were actually going to have that Summer Dork Party where I was supposed to play for pennies.
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(The) Shadow
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Could it be?
Could it be that after 270+ posts this thread is losing it's luster?
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Harry Potter
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Ok, so, nobody else here has a sex drive? There's gotta be some other choices not mentioned...
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Night of the Living Dead
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"Yeah, sorry, I'm on my Sprint PCS phone an - I - ge - s - ta - c - i - wo - da! - ik - - - fuck! Geez, I only walked under a tree... oh damn, I'm going under an bri - el - sp - fa! - tish! - ::smacks phone::"
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So? Learned it or nay? I'll be posting the beginning of Metallica - One later.
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Nine & 1/2 Weeks
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RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPE!
I'm not calling for help, I'm begging for a participant!
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They're all good choices... but I'm partial to her new role in Ally McBeal... she looks so freakin' sexy, and gets to take advantage of the men drooling all over her... Go Ricci!
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Here's another shocker...
Remember that God-awful show, Party of Five? Where the only good reason to watch was to see Jennifer Love Hewitt's boobies? Well, remember that little girl who played the younger sister? A little dorky, a little lanky, but still pretty in a way? Check her now...
Lacey Chabert for dat ass... God bless America. (Jennifer who?) You can catch a glimpse of her finished product in Not Another Teen Movie.
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I think Ricci would've been my second choice... that girl is amazing.
Now... where the hell did that Dushku chick crawl out of? She's so freaking hot! I... think... my... boxers... are shrinking!
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I can't believe that noone on this board has opinions on this. I mean, geez, it's not like I titled this "Yummiful Celebrities" or something... At least Junker should have an opinion or two.
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Good God almighty....
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Just a curious thread. Wanted to know which actor / actress completely rocks your world. If you would meet this person face to face, you would regress to baby talk and pass out from the excitement.
My pick? My all-time favorite hot-as-hell actress, Alyssa Milano.
Not the greatest pic, I'll find another one.
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Go here to see if you've contracted the Worm.
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Article states that the Klez worm has topped out as the most actively infecting worm in PC history. Over 7% of worldwide computers have contracted the worm. Not truly that harmful, but it does expose files to the public from private servers. Check it out.
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PCWorld.com posted some funny e-mail screw ups this week. Some were pretty entertaining. Post your own if you have one to share.
Death of a Salesman
"A very successful salesman at our networking company had a large e-mail address book filled with his best customers, including some very important and conservative government contacts. With a single click, he accidentally sent a file chock-full of his favorite pornographic cartoons and jokes to everyone on his special customer list. His subject line: 'Special deals for my best customers!' Needless to say, he's cutting deals for another company these days."
Slip Into Something Comfortable
"An editor at my magazine was discussing with an office pal via e-mail what to wear for her big romantic date with the new boyfriend. Unfortunately, she inadvertently copied everyone in the office about her dilemma. She got fashion advice ('Wear the silk teddy with the explosive bolts!') for weeks afterward."
Big Brother Is Reading
"Two jobs are better than one--if you can work on the second job while at the first. That's what my former boss, an event planner for a nonprofit, did to pad her already fat salary. She blithely organized a seminar for job number two using the e-mail system at job number one. To cover her absences from job number one, she invented a serious illness for her saintly mother, who just happened to be at death's door the day the seminar took place. Our heroine, however, never made it to her mom's bedside--her boss checked the e-mail server and read a few random messages. Our plucky heroine is now pulling down unemployment."
Secrets From the Spreadsheet
"A helpful HR person at my company sent an employee phone extension list to everyone at our company. But the spreadsheet had hidden columns that were easily unhidden to reveal everyone's pay, bonuses, and stock options--including senior management's. Luckily, she had a new job lined up."
The Deadly Reply All Button (Part One)
"The insurance company I work for maintains an internal mailing list devoted to one of our customers. One day, one of our sales reps sent an e-mail to everyone in my group asking about a policy we were selling. I replied that we could easily convince the customer to buy it--even though the customer didn't need it. Unfortunately, I clicked Reply All. Hiding in that massive list was the customer's e-mail address. We didn't make the sale."
The Deadly Reply All Button (Part Two)
"A woman was in torment over a busted romance. She wrote a lengthy, detailed message to a girlfriend, adding that her ex-boyfriend preferred men to women. But instead of hitting Reply to a previous message from her girlfriend, she hit Reply All. Her screed was sent to dozens of people she didn't even know (including me), plus the aforementioned ex and his new boyfriend. As if that weren't bad enough, she did this two more times in quick succession! I finally wrote to her and told her about her addressing problem."
Third Time's a Charm
"I received an e-mail from an assistant at a competing consulting firm, CC'd to the firm's entire e-mail address book. What a piece of luck. Now I know who all of their employees, associates, and many of their clients are. Attached was a proposal to one of their clients, so even better: Now I know how much they charge. Several hours later, I received another e-mail from the assistant, again CC'd to everyone, with a revised proposal. The next day, I received a third e-mail from the assistant: 'Please ignore the previous e-mails.'"
Happy Trails
"A troublesome employee in my department sent me an e-mail saying he wouldn't make it in to work because of a sudden death in the family. He said that he would be flying out to the East Coast for a few days. He'd been less than honest with me in the past, so he attached an airline itinerary as proof. Except the itinerary showed his destination to be Hawaii! When he came back, I innocently asked, 'How was Hawaii?' 'Wonderful,' came the reply, followed by 'Oh $#@%@$%!' He very quickly found a new job and left the company."
P.S. Your Cat Is Dead
"I've been using e-mail since the days of MCI Mail. I've suffered through flaky service, flame wars, e-mail rants from customers, and yes, stupid e-mails I never should have sent. But I never expected e-mail to pierce my heart.
"I met her at a company picnic, we traded stories about our repressed childhoods, and we soon became a couple. On a Sunday six months later, I proposed and she accepted. On a Thursday four days later, she broke up with me--via e-mail. She sat four cubicles down the hall from me.
"I now insist that women reject me in person. It saves Internet bandwidth."
There'll Always Be an England
A word of warning: Be careful whom you challenge publicly--humiliation could be just an e-mail away. That's what "Galen" discovered when he sent an e-mail filled with conspiracy theories about a flight simulation game and PC Pilot, a U.K.-based magazine that reviewed the game. The magazine's managing editor shot back the following reply for all to see:
"Dear Galen:
"Thanks for your mail. We've taken a look at your Web site and our general conclusion was that you are about as mad as one can get and still remain at liberty. The best advice we can give you is not to read our dangerous magazine. We are a front for a number of prescribed organisations, as you have correctly guessed, and our paper is impregnated with dangerous chemicals that take away your manhood....
"See you in the interrogation chamber.
"Dermot Stapleton, Managing Editor"
Max Payne True-Matrix Conversion
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True-Matrix Payne
Check the link for info on the conversion for Max Payne to the Matrix. Who would've thought slo-mo-bullettime would've fit so well with the Matrix...