BigChiefSlapaho

Insanity Test

Funny link.  Try it out.

I want you to be free

Don't worry about me

And just like the movies

We'll play out our last scene

You won't cry, I won't scream  - Alien Ant Farm, Movies

E - "alright Yahve...look, I have -15 resistance to fire.  And everyone in that freakin' room is a fire lord.  I won't be able to last in there."

Y - "Come on man, just hit them & leech your life back.  You'll be ok, lesgo!"

E - "dammit..."

::Lil_Chiefy the Paladin & SuperSmashBros the Barbarian enter the lair of Mephisto.  Both take 2 steps forward.  All of a sudden, 23 flaming meteors begin to sound their ominous fall towards them.  Chiefy turns & runs like a bitch.::

E - "Crapcrapcrapcrapcr-"  ::BANG::

::Not realizing he was running directly into Mephisto's face, Meph quickly turns his lvl75 barbarian mercenary into goo::

E - "That's another $50K to res that faggit!  Why's he alwa-" ::BANG::

::The meteors finally hit their target, and turn Lil_Chiefy's lvl78 ass into baked alaska.  Yahve watches his comrade fall, once again, and begins to think that chopping on Mephisto's rear isn't such a great idea::

Y - "Oh crap..."  ::The Flame Lords come out of the shadows and begin to roast SuperSmashBro with 18 FireWalls.  Not knowing which way to run, SSB quickly assumes the Obi-Wan position as his body explodes::

E - "That wasn't much fun man."

First section and last two are all arpegiations... no chords... just string by string, should help you get technique & build mind over matter.

Rest is power chords & occasional vibratos... Isn't that bad... download the song tho!

Ok I'm going to try this...top string is high-E, bottom is low-E.  When i write (h#) that means hold that many counts.  Tabs in a vertical line are chords... duh.  A note in {} means vibrato

Def Leppard - Love Bites

This is the verse section.  Repeats alot

----------------------------------

--1(h3)------------6---5(h1)------

-2--------3(h3)---5---5---------0

0--------0-------5---5---------3-

--------1-------3-------------3--

-----------------------------1----

They do this once b/w the first 2 verses, Power chords:

----------------------

---------------------- then back to top

7---------------------

7----------3----------

5(h3)-----3-----------

-----------1(h3)------

" I don't want to touch..."

-------------------------------

-------------------------------  repeat 2x, then go to chorus

8------------------------------

8------6-----------3-----8--------

6(h3)-6-----------3-----8--------

-------4(h2)-{3}-1(h3)-6(h2)-{4}

Chorus "Love bites!"

--------------

-------------- each chord hold count 1.

-------------- repeat 3X, last time quiet

10--6--3--8--

10--6--3--8--

8---4--1--6--

Chorus riff on little e & b (during part above)

-10-{11}(h1)-                 8-10-11-10-8---

8--8----------ditto, ditto, -----------------11

break riff starting on little e

--------1-0-----

3-3---------1---  repeats like 8 times

----2-2-------2-

Still deciding if I'm going to just post them or upload a written page, which would be much quicker...  Time to read the FAQ

Well... went back to the 80's tonight.  Re-learned some Journey & Def Leppard - Love Bites... I'll post that one... very interesting stuff!

She really doesn't know...

She doesn't know what she does to me.

She gives me that look and my world crumbles.

Maybe it was my fault.

Maybe it was bound to happen.

Maybe I'll see her again someday.

Fucking John Malcovich

Girl, Penetrated

A Gangbang on 34th Street

Heard this coming back from Fat Kats last night at 3am.  Lisa "Left-Eye" Lopes from TLC, the one that raps & set her man's house on fire in the 90's, was killed yesterday in a car crash in Honduras.

CNN has an article a/b her, I haven't found that much today on the situation.

Say goodbye...

Definitely, I agree w/ Junker 100%.  I personally didn't find the nudity to be anything outrageous.  Of course I've seen Mexican / Spanish foreign films before so I knew what was coming from that aspect.  In all honestly, the characters were Mexican but the movie was done in a Euro-Spanish style.

I liked it alot, very funny, yet very insightful on the Mexican way of life.  If you pay attention to the narratives that takeover every once and a while, you'll see the gap b/w the rich & powerful people and the poor & indian people.  Touching.

It's not knowing Spanish that's important.  If you don't know Mexican-style spanish, that's the problem.  Trust me, the jokes were a little funnier for me.

Also making some foreign film reccommendations:

Jamon, Jamon  by Almodovar.... actually, rent everything by Almodovar... good stuff

La Belle Epoc  - funny as hell

Also found... 3DMindscape.  Checkout their links on the right.

That NERD album is really good.  I had listened to about 1/2 when I posted at first, and now I finished the rest... Good stuff.  Not often you can listen to an album the whole way through.

God bless...

Today I stepped into a world that has completely perplexed me.  In my search for cool wallpapers, I stumbled across a topic regarding customization to the utmost level!  We're talking levels of Windows customization that even Nick hasn't dreampt of.

They're called shells.

Completely modifying your explorer.exe, system tray, taskbar, and desktop settings to alter your PC's entire appearance.  Endless options.  For example... Ghost Windows.  Say you open 2 windows, the second one opens up in front of the first... well, instead of just hiding in the background, the 1st window now becomes translucent, almost see through, clicks pass through that window onto the one you're really on.

Incredible stuff.

This one's very relaxing...

I guess we should've put a warning label up for Low-Ping Bastards... this post is going to take 1/2 an hour to load.

Here's a great one!

Visual Paradox

Found a good one for car lovers...

WallpaperCar

Bra Stroker's Dra-culo

The Ass Action Hero

Bring It On (no mods needed)

Not Another Teen Fuckfest

Anything goes, as long as it' looks cool.  I'm looking for detail tho...

The Preacher one looked cool, although I know nothing about it, so I doubt it will fit my personality well.

The blackbird was cool too, but for some reason, the pic didn't download all the way, I try again.

Can you guess what's on my desktop?

I swear to God, it's the Distance Phenomenon.  It's a proven mathematical equation and a key to the very fabric of this reality.

You spot a girl from about 200 feet out, and from what you can see, she's hot.  Great body, couldn't be over 23... nice.  Yet as she gets closer you start to notice the age start to catch up, much like the Doppler Effect with soundwaves & light.  Things start to droop, what was nice blond hair is now apparently blondish-grey.  The nearer she gets, the older she seems to look... by the time she's right next to you, the girl's 82.

Looks like a big bag of Mc-nuttin' from here...

If you rightclick on the image and select properties, you'll see that for some reason, your URL starts with http: and ftp: which is an error.  Erase the http: part.

That site's incredible, but you have to be a member for most of the good stuff... I guess Digital Blasphemy is the same...

I'm an outlaw  (an outlaw)

Quick on the draw  (quick on the draw)

Somethin' you never seen before  (never seen before)

And I dare a muthafucka to come in my face

Baseball bats  (baseball bats)

I got somethin' for that (a lil' somethin' somethin')

It goes :brrrakakakat:  

So I dare a muthafucka to come in my face

You... cant' see me... I'm a rock star!

Ask IC how to upload to his FTP and then use that as your URL.