BigChiefSlapaho

Which one of these two rival teams is superior?

Any additions to the lineup should be mentioned if you want to add someone to the list for your verdict.

"Blame it on the RAIN!  YEAH YEAH!"

That's a piece of music history there.  I actually own the tape.  Not selling that for anything, it's too funny.  Remember the spandex pants?

2 for Sub-Zero's move.  Is this poll a little biased?  They were a little more creative with the ones in MK2.  But this one has always been a favorite.

Well that explains it.  I know where my vote's going.  ???

Oh my God, Dan, you may have just angered a posting deamon.  Stand by for the massive response.

Sorry, I tried.  I just couldn't find a pic of Wolvie getting hurt... or anyone for that matter.  gamegen seems to not like posting those kinda .gifs

Shit... lets start by beating the behemoth with the battle axe with a sword & flimsy shield while tied down to the floor with metal chains & surrounded by tigers.  That works for me!

See, that's what I'm saying.  This is not a crowd fight here, this is one-on-one.  I think Maximus has the upper hand here... although Spartacus would've ripped them both up.

Seeing these things for the first time brought an aura of shock and disbelief over the video gaming world & changed fighting games as we know it.  No longer was it good enough to just beat your opponent silly, but now it was just as important to know that secret combination to dismember your opponent in your character's oh-so-special way.

Pick your fav.

DAMMIT I ALMOST HAD HIM!  These 1 pump chump guys piss me off.

Wow...

I have been schooled in the ways.  It was painful, but I learned much.

According to the votes, the man from Italy has it... for now.  Anyone else care to voice their opinion?

Not too familiar with the comic book Spawn since the first couple issues.  Movie Spawn was kinda weird but visually cool.  But if he's bad enough to take down the Hulk, how come he couldn't beat Batman?

Man I had really bad luck for my first time out.  Only 442 points and I was killed in a jizz duel.

hm...

I think he's enjoying getting my fist up his ass

Can you guess where Nick's vote is going?

Note:  This is not a fight between the Braveheart's band of warriors against the Roman Legions.  This is a one-on-one, mano-a-mano fight to the finish in American Airlines Arena for this one-time-only pay-per-view event, hosted by Corona & Don K- just kidding.

Howabout we pick a location that's fair to both parties, neither Rome nor Ireland, say on the grounds of Stonehenge or something dramatic like that.  What you think?

I'm gonna give this one to Vader for one reason.

Experience wise, Luke fought only 1 Jedi... Vader himself.  Vader, however, has fought and beat an entire council of Jedi with the exception of Yoda & Obi-Wan... by himself.  Now, you can come to the conclusion that if Vader beat all them Jedi, and Luke beat Vader, then Luke could've beaten all them Jedi too.  But, think about it, Luke against Mace Windu? (Sam Jackson?)  Quai-Gon?  Obi-Wan? The dude with the really big head?  Already seasoned veterans in their game with nothing but time on their hands to think up ways to cleave someone.

I guess you may be right...

Never read / seen the Jedi take on a guy like Flash.  Guess it would be undetermined who could take who.  I still say if there's more than one of them up against Flash, he'll have a hard time.  Running quick doesn't neccessarily mean thinking quick, one mistake could mean Harakiri for Flash.

What about if they choke him from a distance & hold him above the ground?

I always thought a Contra movie would've been good.  I guess now I realize that it's too much like Aliens (the sequel)... but hey, that was the best one.

According to your pansy little rules I can defend myself in however I see fit.

So if I see that a forum-member who thinks he's the know-it-all of the universe but can't spell or write any better than a Chinese foreign exchange student on their first month of English, and state it, then you "bitches better not cry."

And, thank you Mr. Jumbie for so valiantly defending your fudge-packing boyfriend over here.  Couldn't let him do it for himself huh.

As far as I can see everyone's entitled to their opinions, but when I voiced mine I was told I "must be fuckin crazy" or whatever the rest of the reply said... so if you decided the fight before you even debated the issue, why post it?  Just act it out in your simple little brain and then cheer for yourself in the mirror while you masturbate on your little action figures of Batman.

but not by breaking through them no he actually becomes tangable amazing eh

#1)  Learn decent human punctuation before attempting to write in a human language.

#2)  The word you were looking for is INtangible.  Go buy a Thesaurus please.

#3)  In what tense is the word DISARMEDS?  Post-future?  Past-passive-aggressive-noun?  

Calm yourself and learn to accept it.  The Jedi rule.

Well, only Jedi that I've seen fight by himself was Vader & Luke.  The rest are smart... safety in numbers.  Don't think the Flash could handle 2 or 3 of them.